Nut Quake

A nut quake is when you have both your hands on each of your testicles and furiously shake until you nut.

"I walked in on Jimmy in his room whilst he was nut quaking"
"I think I'm going to nut quake soon"

by The biggest nut. January 1, 2019

action quake 2

Modification of Quake 2; precursor of the modern-day tactical realism shooter

by Anonymous May 20, 2003

Quake

To tremble with excitement or pleasure

Carina from greys anatomy makes me quake

by Jdjdjsjdkdkjdjd January 23, 2018

Quake

Noun; An extrememly overweight female. subterms/derivative terms: Minor Quake = very overweight female, Plain and Simple Quake = extremely overweight female, Massive Quake = dangerously obese female.

Did you see that plain and simple quake taking up two seats in the movie theater last night?

by P. Jumpkins December 16, 2008

The Quake

Rare medical condition occuring in the lower digestive system. The onset of sexual arrousal stimulates "The Quake," culminating in explosive diarrhea at the exact point of orgasm. Leaving a rather messy 'Nacho Night Cap' on your lover's thighs, vagina, face, bedspread, Etc. "The Quake" is known only to be suffered by George Lazenby, the actor.

"EHEHEHEHE Baby, Got a little bit of the ole' Quake, can't help it!"

"Hey Diana, wanna hear a JOKE?!?!!? EHE EHEH EHHE UUUGHHHG (SLPAT) California Quakes! EHEHEH!"

by McKinley & Cole .... for Omar December 14, 2004

birth quake

When someone has many, many, (too) many children.

"Wow...she really had a birth quake"

by BJCE September 10, 2006

quake hand

To masturbate, by not actually consciously moving your hand.

The best option is to wait for an earthquake (Though this may be a rare occurrence in some parts of the world not along a fault line) but that is what makes the situation even more romantic when the time eventually comes (pun).

Follow these steps:

Step 1 - Hold genitalia tightly in hand (Not too tight).

Step 2 - Wait for earthquake (Warning: May take time).

Step 3 - Let the quake do the shake.

John: Whoa dude, are you doing the quake hand?

Bill: No, I have Parkinson.

by jaughter June 26, 2010