peetard

Someone who walks into a Peets coffee shop asking for a tall skinny frappucino with chocolate dinosaur shaped sprinkles.

Peetnik: Hi, welcome to peet's coffee, how can I help you?
Peetard: (on cell phone)I'll have a tall skinny frappucino
Peetnik: We don't carry frappucinos, but we have a similar ice blended drink called a freddo, would you like a medium with nonfat milk?
Peetard:(puts down cell phone) what!? no TALL, SKINNY,FRA-PPUU-CINOO! and i need extra chocolate sprinkles! --in dinosaur shapes!!
Peetnik: Sorry ma'am, you're not in starbucks, this is PEET'S Coffee and Tea, look around you.
Peetard: OH My god, i'm so retarded! i just walked to a corner and expected to be inside of a starbucks cause they are literally on every corner of this world, why is this here? i'm so confused,why am i here? the walls seem to be shrinking. Are they shrinking? why is there classical music? am i dying? things are too simple and pure here, i don't want to die. God,Why!!???!! i crave the sugar!

by ebolabobbet February 28, 2008

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Peetard

Someone who urinates on themselves unintentionally

Tanner is such a peetard that he quit basketball because he was embarrassed

by Tsukiyomeme November 30, 2018

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peeta mellark

the best character in the hunger games tbfh
he’s gorgeous, sweet, optimistic and is just <33

yo bro you know peeta mellark?
hell yeah! all my homies love him

by hangezoesfavoritegf August 25, 2021

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Preeta

Preeta is Hindu Girl name which means - "Love, Affection, Desire" According to the numerology value 2, Preeta is Cooperative, adaptable, excellent partner, kind, balance, friendly, tactful and diplomatic.

Hey what better partner. Than Preeta

by anonymous December 2, 2021

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