Purse

To purse: to engage in a one-night stand and then, the following morning, sneak away stealing said one nighter's wallet/purse. (Usually from a male on female perspective).

P1 "So did you have a good time last night?"
P2 "Yeah. Ragged her all night and pursed her this morning..."

or

"The bastard pursed me."

by Grrrrapes February 22, 2008

purse

the stash of "good shit" you hold back for yourself.

Come on Ol' girl bust out the "purse", I know this ain't the good shit you are selling me.

by Rex Turbo November 11, 2007

purse

the stash of "good shit" you hold back for yourself.

Come on Ol' girl bust out the "purse", I know this ain't the good shit you are selling me.

by Rex Turbo November 11, 2007

PURSE.

When YOUR ASSHOLE taken from you and the ultimate solution lies in the PURSE MODEL.

Hey ANAL ALAN they can't see your ASSHOLE yet but when we get the PURSE. you will have an ASSHOLE again, " oh excellent is I hope you pick out one for this admitted PEDOPHILE PUSHER , oh we at the URBAN DID, " what would that be " ya gang" , well that be no DICK, no NUTS , no SCROTUM , and no PROSTATE as save the best for last , as you would have a real nice ASSHOLE , and not only that you would feel SOCIAL SECURITY from this PURSE treatment is over as we give you that VAGINA but to you , "IT'S A FUCKING CUNT", once again , "ASSHOLE FACE'.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 13, 2021

purse

Something people put a purse dog in.

That cocky dude really wanted to box the guy over a purse all along. A stupid fucking purse he was going to sell to somebody else if he got his hands on it.

by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021

Purse

Purse

Betting a purse on a fight

by D_Hills0526 April 20, 2023

Purse

A personal problem.

Dave: Dude, my girlfriend just left me! I don't know what to do!

Austin: Sounds like a purse.
Dave: What is that supposed to mean?
Austin: A personal problem.

by Sparta47 May 6, 2023