Penchester Penited

Penchester Penited is a football club based in Manchester , England , who can only win by bribing referees , and are known for signing finished penalty takers like Pristiano Penaldo and Pruno Penandes or bench warmers like Jadon Bencho or Donny Van de Bench , and hiring finished coaches , or signing samsung fridges like harry maguire , nemanja matic or fred

Me :its a shame Penchester Penited have dropped points agaist Burnley
My friends : thats because they spent all their money signing harry maguire and they didnt have enough to bribe the referee
Me : but what about the new signings ?
My friend : the finished pen takers unfortunately havent gotten a pen

Me : what a finished football club !

by victoras69 February 12, 2022

punditocracy

The universe of the mainstream media (pundits) talking heads who tell the general population what to think. Their aim is to influence the political landscape by their erudite utterances. Their stock and trade is opinion, rather than fact with both generally being pulled out of their asses. The punditocracy thinks more of itself than those who listen to it.

Rush Limbaugh. Robert Novack. Ann Coulter. Cal Thomas.

by fugitive October 1, 2004

puñetón

A very gay gay dude . Used by Pamela chup.

Me vale verga puñetón me vale verga todo pendejo .

Damn dude you’re such a puñetón for that .

by Kitty_gurl55 April 26, 2020

punctuation pee

Final pee that marks the end of a bowel movement.

Tom was certain that his explosive diarrhea was finally over when his punctuation pee started.

by JudyAK May 9, 2011

Lilly Pulitzer Anal Beads

Anal Beads designed for anal pleasure but in the bright patterns of Lilly Pulitzer.

Kim used her Lilly Pulitzer anal beads because they matched her new dress.

by H. Winfield April 10, 2013

pumit

A word used to descibe the nether regions of a person. A unisex, word, it can be used for both males and females on account of its vagueness. Although it does not refer exclusively to one's genetalia, it is often used euphemistically to describe that area.

Nadia's pumit looks lovely in those trousers.

John spilled wine all over his pumit.

Ryan laughed so hard that he pissed his pumit.

by JeHoot January 3, 2008

punctuation flatulence

When you emphasize something you say with a loud and protracted fart to make a more powerful statement.

My father was definitely the ultimate master of punctuation flatulence.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020