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One Pump Man

A mighty hero capable of making the ladies orgasm in just one pump. His ruthless training regime consists of: 6 Nans an hour, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, and 366 days on leap years.
"ONE PUUUUUUUMMMPPPPP"
"Wow Levis, you really are One Pump Man!"
by Funnyneck January 28, 2017
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Priming the pump

When you masturbate before your girl comes in so she can find your penis easier in the dark.
In an interview with "Lester Holt," President Trump proudly proclaimed that he invented the phrase stating, "Priming the pump is when I tug on myself for about half an hour before Melania comes in so she can find it easier."
by Bogrimm May 19, 2017
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Pumpkin spice latte

by Whoopdi whooop September 29, 2018
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pump n pray

A form of birth control in which a no condom or contraception is being used, and the dude simply raw dogs, finishes inside and prays he doesn't get the girl pregnant (or an std).
Girl: "I'm not on birth control, do you have a condom?"

Guy: "I'll just pump n pray, baby, no one uses condoms anymore."
by Archer86 January 19, 2014
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pumpism

Pumpism is when you are addicted to lil pump
Gary has a case of pumpism
by Strawberry03 March 6, 2018
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Monkey pump

Used in reference to strong alcohol that can make someone go absolutely ape upon ingestion.
Well looks like we’re going crazy tonight boys, I’ve got some monkey pump.
by Brainacles November 15, 2020
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Lil Pump

A seventeen-year-old rapper with an IQ of a rock and cannot be seen without a cup of lean. Also has an obnoxious catch phrase.
Lil Pump: ESKETIT!!!!
Guy 1: what? Wtf does that even mean—
Guy 2: —shhhh. Just go with it you don’t want his fanbase to attack you
by itsemmabruh December 22, 2017
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