50 Shades of Pubes

The sexual act, nay art, of an individual chewing several layers of colorful gum and blowing bubbles that pop into their enemy's wive's pubes. Upon leaving the household, this bold individual steals all of the hosts hair removal utensils and replaces them with rusty tweezers lathered in extra petroleum Vaseline to increase removal time of pubes by 95.7%.

My friend Tyler called me a "jagaloon" so I seductively introduced his wife to 50 shades of pubes.

by SurfTweeze609 February 25, 2015

braided ass pubes

When you undergo a physically demanding activity that braids your ass pubes.

'After scoring that touchdown, I noticed that I had braided ass pubes.'

by Soccer Fan November 4, 2011

Pubesicle

When you shave off your pube hairs and put them in the freezer in frozen water or juice .. Yummy

Lets go get us some pubesicles

by coolerthanme September 6, 2010

Yeti Pubes

1)ungroomed Wild-like pubes.

2) Donald Trump’s pubic hair

Like a toadstool...I lay there , annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Karts -Stormy Daniels

by Snowflake75 September 18, 2018

on a pedestal

To greatly value someone or something, esp. a romantic interest, above all others.

She likes Jon, but she has Chris on a pedestal. Jon doesn't have a chance.

by Sean Kennedy September 9, 2005

red sea pedestrian

Slang term for a follower of the Jewish faith.

Will Henderson is definitely a red sea pedestrian. Watch him light the menourah.

by Clay April 30, 2003

Pedestration

noun:
1 - The act of thinking about randomly penetrating, having sex or hooking up with a pedestrian

2 - The act of randomly penetrating, having sex or hooking up with a pedestrian

Noun:
I engaged in some amazing pedestration while walking to the grocery store this morning

by usnabatman October 13, 2011