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Public Butt

Public seats are dirty....just use your imagination. Once you sit your pants down on a public seat, you now have "public butt" because whatever disgusting stuff that was on the seat (from the thousands of other butts that have sat there) is now on your pants. For all you know, the guy that sat in that seat before you could of had some diarrhea that leaked through his pants and now its rubbing off on yours. Disgusting isn't it. One should think twice about tainting seats, beds, or couches in their house once they have "public butt."
Don't sit your "public butt" on my clean bed sheets.
by Empty Bin February 1, 2013
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Public Toilet Bingo

Passing someone coming out of a public/work bathroom and then trying to guess which stall they used so you can avoid sitting on a pre-warmed toilet seat.
1) I went to the bathroom after that fat guy from accounting had just used it...I lost big time at public toilet bingo
by MeffaKev August 27, 2010
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Public figure

A title some people give them selves to hide the fact that they have no real job, implying that having a lot of followers on Instagram is a career.
Being a public figure is not a profession
by Cj_bon July 28, 2017
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Public School

A place where kids learn to become assholes in the future. A place where teachers are tired and don’t give a shit about the students so they try to hide it by giving you a bad grade, calling you out, or making you do stupid activities and projects and presenting them. A place where standardized tests is the only thing that will make you go to the next grade level. A place where kids and teenagers are too afraid to stand up for themselves and what’s right because of pure pressure, anxiety, or being judged harshly by others. A place where being anti social and not participating makes you a “target". A place where bullying and doing drugs isn’t so bad but school shootings, fights, and kids murdering other kids is “BAD"; and they wonder why those things happen in the first place. Hears the deal, if your parents can’t afford to take you too a good private school or they just don’t give a fuck, don’t go too an actual school at all. There are plenty of opportunities to do homeschooling or attending an online schooling system, and trust me, dropping out isn’t the best option for some people. Don’t even think about going to college either, because it’s the same fucking way, except you actually have a choice.
by HackerHacker February 5, 2019
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public enemy

A great rap group that once were produced by the famous Bomb Squad.
"Fear of a black Planet, huh? Yes, even almost 15 years later..."
by Ron Barr March 31, 2003
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public enema number one

Very similar to "public enemy number one"; perhaps a little worse (how much worse can it get?!?)
Jayden is public enema number one for stealing the food from the foodbank and throwing it into a burning dipsty dumpster!!! Man, what a class A-1 prick!!!
by Telephony January 24, 2011
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public enemy

Along with Run DMC, rap minus the pretentious 'gangsta' schtick. Therefore, rap was it should be.
Before the NWA and the fall of rap, there was the Public Enemy and all was well.
by Lover Boy August 28, 2003
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