pube

A part of a mutant evil life form that grows in the penis/balls/vagina area once you hit the dreadful stage of puberty where for guys you give off more water through your armpits then a fountain does and for girls they bleed from their vagina and get cramps every month!
pubes are also commonly know as the fuzzle on neopets online pet game. A pube is a single strand of hair from the mutant black animal. The animal also keeps smells and sweats too.
One night I was masturbating with a clean crotch that was bald and clean with no smell. I went away for a month and during that month on holiday it attacked me and when i got back it was grown heaps. My dad said it was just pubes buy i knew that it was the monster.
by evil fuzzle December 17, 2007
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A term used to express mild annoyance or disappointment. Used in the same vein as synonyms "fiddlesticks" or "shucks."
"Oh pubes. I forgot my cell phone at the house today before I left for work."
by MAFreeze November 12, 2013
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The hair thatr grows once you hit puberty!
" holy mother of christ... Your pubes are awful!"
by Kim,jin&tom November 14, 2006
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Pubic hair is hair in the frontal genital area, the crotch, and sometimes at the top of the inside of the legs; these areas form the pubic region.
Tom (Pkrs) really has no pubes! Wow, He hasnt even reached puberty!
by Ollie` April 26, 2008
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1.Used in referrence to a hair which originated in the pubic region.
2. A slang term which refers to a female who's "hella on one's nuts"
1. Fuck dude! Is there anywhere in the your room where I can play with my play-doh without getting any pubes in it?!
2. Guy 1: Wow. That girl must like you, she's hella on your nuts
Guy 2: Yea, she's a pube
by Reggle Ston December 16, 2008
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Hair in the genital area that women should STOP SHAVING OFF. It makes a woman look mature and sensual and not like a fucking 9 year old.
Mary's pubes are thick and as red as the hair on her head. I therefore fucked her brains out.
by Hairy Pussy Lover February 22, 2005
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to place a hair from the pubic male region on a piece of food to be served to a customer usually though not necessarily, by a worker of the establishment
"i was pubed last night by the guys at jj's" (past tense)
by ZeusJJ9 February 04, 2008
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