Pubic Tumble Weed

Is general caused from neglect and faliure to properly clean either the bathroom floor, bath tub, or sink thus causing the hair to mangel together forming a pubic tumble weed

When I open the door to Eli's bathroom the waft of air generated from the door cause the pubic tumble weeds to dance frantically among the floor.

There where so many pubic tumble weeds in my grandmothers bathroom floor she made a wing from them.

by JDMARINE397 December 13, 2010

pubic shuffle

A seductive dance that can get you an all access pass to his/her pubic regions.

Kyle: I did the pubic shuffle to seduce her...
Matt: how far did ya get?
Kyle: homerun bitch

by righteousconsumption October 16, 2014

Crossing the Pubicon

The point-- after sleeping with a full shaved woman for the first time-- that one is disgusted by women with any pubes. Taken from the phrase "crossing the rubicon" meaning a point of no return.

After crossing the pubicon with Sarah, sleeping with Debbie made me feel like I was banging Peter Gallagher's eye socket.

by Gipple January 1, 2013

Pubic Episode

Once a month, homosexual males' pubic hair grows at an unconrrollable rate and smells awful. For an entire week, the smell and length of the pubes prevent this man from masturbating, putting him in a terribly bitchy mood.

Man: Dylan is having such a pubic episode this week!

Woman: What a poor dumb homo!

by cock munch yeah now November 18, 2013

pubic lice

Also known as crabs. It is an STD and is a small crab like creature that can give you pain in your genital area.

Having pubic lice must suck.

by wackdoob December 14, 2008

Pubic Cheese

Pubic Cheese is the dead skin, dandruff, and sometimes pubes that are scraped out of the area that is between the ballsack and inner thigh. Pubic Cheese is most abundant and disgusting when one has not showered in a few days, and becomes noticeable after physical exercise such as running. Pubic Cheese often requires deep scraping/scratching to be successfully removed. It is most often present only in small amounts, but can grow to disturbing amounts under the right conditions. Pubic Cheese is also known as Spunk, Junk, Manspunk, Manjunk, etc.

"I just excavated a whole roll of Pubic Cheese after that run"

"That toilet had Pubic Cheese sprinkled all over it like Parmesan on Spaghetti."

by temporallocus December 14, 2009

pubic bangs

Hair that obviously belongs to a person's crotch that is overflowing from their bathing suit. If the person is wearing a speedo, then this hair can flow in from the sides. When there's enough of this hair it resembles bangs, but instead of being around someone's face it is around their man or woman junk instead.

Check out the hairy dude in the speedo.

Yeah his pubic bangs are tight, bro.

by DunchAttack July 15, 2010