dried prunes

A semi-slang term used to describe one extreme possible of a man's testicles. It is characterized by an oval shape of the testicles that are hung well below maximum tightness, similar to dried prunes.

The opposite extreme is referred to as "tight cherries"

It is important to note that while current fashion tends to favor testicles that hang just behind the penis and that both testicles are of similar size.

As he pulled down his pants i could feel myself puke as i watched his dried prunes almost touch the ground. If he wasn't 20 i would've thought he was a middle aged man.

by THATBITCHOVERHERE2 November 16, 2020

pronuse

when you don't know what you're promising

She wanted me to promise, but I had to pronuse.

by The icy beard August 10, 2015

pronus

An upgraded version of "bonus". (Think "professional bonus").

Used as an exclamation for when something positive happens unexpectedly, or as an adjective to describe the event.

"A swimsuit model just gave me two-hundred dollars for no reason. Pronus!"

"That two-hundred dollars was pronus."

by Fantasmic_Adventure March 21, 2012

purnus

Same as the word penis but a lot nicer and more appropriate.also quite nice to say

Your a total purnus

by Yaygeezetun December 5, 2017

Stewed Prunes

Drugs and/or Alcohol

Dude, we got stewed prunes, lets get fucked up!

by Lanky Sketchster August 5, 2010

prunish

Having the looks and laxative qualities of prunes.

LaTyscha was a prunish woman whose visage turned stomachs and loosened bowels.

by harry flashman October 9, 2003

Prunis

A penis that resembles a prune. A pruney penis. Most commonly found on old people. See old people.

In "85 and Still Bangin" Grandpa whipped out his prunis and left smegma stains all over the bed sheets.

by JefferyNunn December 18, 2008