dufus cunt provolone ball

an asshole-ish idiot

Dude, your a dufus cunt provolone ball!

by erisch September 8, 2006

provolone

a description of an asianese/french person describing their obvious lack of knowledge and smell. synonymous with bucket

Mrs. Eidson is a stank ass provolone.

by 3rd period french October 11, 2005

provost

Short for a "professional vost". A vost is someone who sucked the right cock or is "of the right persuasion" to get where they are in acafuckindemia. The position pays the equivalent of a senior executive in the real world that is responsible for a balance sheet in the tens of millions and is the ultimate example of the "Peter Principle" on steroids. Their shag ass salary is funded by the millions of students/parents going bankrupt because of their student loans while trying to get degrees to better themselves in the real world. Each year, Professional vosts also get to take a minimum of 3 (but no more than one per month) "SLoD FuB's" (Student Loan Debt Funded Boondoggles) flying first class & staying in luxury in places around the world to meet with & spew their bullshit with other equally vomitous vosts & their minions, while those funding the "lifestyle of the vost & famous", delve ever deeper into debt & depression and, due to the lockdowns by Gov. Meatball & the like, can no longer be assured of a barista opportunity after graduation to pay off those loans that got them that finance degree or the absolutely useless liberal arts degree.

That provost doesn't have time to meet with the astronomically overpaid professors this week because another SLoD FuB trip is in the offing.

by SHEER EXPOSURE January 7, 2021

Provolone sausage

A provolone sausage is when your boyfriend/husband/male partner is eating a steak and cheese and the cheese from the sandwich turns you on so much that you then proceed to give a blow job watching the cheese stretch from his mouth to the sandwich. Then when he comes in your mouth you spit it on the other half of the sandwich and watch as he eats your master piece you’ve created

Yoooo I gave my man the provolone sausage last night and he was in AWE...

by Captain mermaid man February 27, 2021

provolgrative

1.To be an obsessive and annoying, perverted flirtatious fool.

2.To be overly flirtatious with the plug's woman.

3.To abusively come onto your drug dealers Girl.

That Brandon was very provolgrative.

by R3tch November 3, 2023

Provosticated

Sophisticated, intelligent, or elegant, often used to refer to a strategy or choice in a video game, card game, or board game.

"Bro, did you just use three uno draw 4 wild cards? Pretty provosticated honestly."

by TheGremblin November 26, 2024

Madison Provost

A hot silf with a booty that everyone wants a piece of. It even has girls turning to look at that scrumptious vanilla cake. That ain’t no ordinary piece of cake. That shit is the whole fucking bakery fuck nigga dick taint shit fart cum on my butthole and eat out my fucking bajooner woman are fags and need to be in the kitchen nigga dick cheese taint fart

Madison Provost gave me 60 foopages on gma slicer.

by Mcfoebapcap April 10, 2020