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provo poke

The act of a Mormon (not exactly from Provo but originating from) inserting his penis in to a females orifice and leaving it "unmoving" "unthrusting" to "soak"

Climax may or may not be reached.
We didnt have "sex" we just Provo poked...
by Radamski86 February 6, 2015
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Provo Dip

Sex act performed by students of Brigham Young University in which the young man dips his penis in the young woman's vagina without thrusting, thereby following the University's strict rules regarding sexuality. The couple lies motionless until they fall asleep or get hungry.
"Brian and Gentri love each other, but they don't want to be kicked out of BYU, so on Valentine's Day they'll just be Provo Dipping after a trip to the Cheesecake Factory."
by Denise Storengo September 25, 2009
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Provo Float

When two people (usually mormons) have sex. This is done when a male inserts his penis into the female's vagina. No humping happens and he just sits there while inserted. He does not cum therefore he technically didn't have sex so they don't have to talk to the bishop.
Tom: Yo did you and carly do it last night?
Brad: No man we just did the provo float!
Tom: Nice! Now you don't have to talk to the bishop!
by BadA24 February 23, 2011
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Provo throat soak

The provo throat soak is is when the guy shoves his cock deep down her throat with no motion. Therefore we don't have to tell the bishop because it not a real blow job
Tina can I soak my wiener deep in your throat and we can call it the provo throat soak?
by Propem November 20, 2018
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Provo Piledriver

Springing forth from any hiding place, naked and turgid, and suprising your spouse. The result is 22 seconds worth of sex and at least child number eight. Provo is known for large families.
Suzy, Ashley, Ron and Amanda were the results of the Provo Piledriver. The other six children were accidents.
by ECW May 3, 2008
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Provo Plunge

See Provo Push and Provo Soak. This is the 3rd part of the Trifecta. Technically going up the female's trash chute is not intercourse!
Jack and Lisa took the Provo Plunge on Saturday night. He took her to Chili's first though.
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Provo Push

When a couple (usually Mormon, from Provo) have sex with clothes on "dry hump" like a dog with no inhabitions
Yeah, Bishop, last night we got a little carried away, you know, the "provo push"?
by Jerr Bear January 28, 2008
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