Presserverance

The act of continuing to press your penis at your partner. The partner usually is in a defensive state, or clearly articulating their non-interest. The "presser" utilizes his male anatomy in a jack hammer type movement until his partner decides to give in consensual thus removing any barrier to penetration.

Cole's presserverance was able to coherse Megan to reach to promiseland!

by #SirPressAlot January 30, 2021

Preserved

Used when someone is looking fine as hell, especially when the individual is older, hungover, or working against some sort of odds.

“Bro you’re looking preserved as hell right now.”
“Appreciate it man, I’m actually still drunk from last night!”

by skankysteve10 June 17, 2021

Preserved Causality Theory

A hypothetical framework proposing that faster-than-light (FTL) travel does not necessarily imply time travel or causality violation. Contrary to conventional physics (where FTL equals time travel via relativity), Preserved Causality Theory suggests that causality is more fundamental than light speed limits—that there's a deeper structure ensuring causes precede effects regardless of velocity. This could involve privileged reference frames, quantum non-locality extended to macroscopic scales, or novel spacetime geometry that allows FTL without temporal paradoxes. The theory opens the door to interstellar travel while keeping grandma safe from accidental erasure. It's the dream of every sci-fi fan who wants warp drive without the headache of meeting your own grandfather.

"But Einstein said FTL equals time travel!" they protested. "Preserved Causality Theory," the warp drive engineer replied, "suggests Einstein was right about light but wrong about causality being tied to it. We're going to Alpha Centauri in a week, and we'll be back before we left—no, wait, we'll be back after we left. Causality preserved. Probably." The theory remains unproven, but so does faster-than-light travel itself."

by Nammugal March 4, 2026

Preserved Causality Theory

A framework proposing that causality is fundamental and conserved—that even in extreme conditions (FTL travel, time dilation, quantum weirdness), cause-effect relationships are preserved. Preserved Causality suggests that causality isn't just a feature of our spacetime but a conserved quantity, like energy or momentum. You can stretch it, bend it, maybe even warp it—but you cannot break it. FTL doesn't mean time travel; it means we don't yet understand how causality is preserved at those speeds.

"They said FTL means time travel—therefore impossible. Preserved Causality Theory says: maybe causality is conserved, like energy. We don't know how FTL preserves it, but that doesn't mean it can't. The theory buys time for engineers: causality isn't fragile; it's fundamental."

by Dumu The Void March 5, 2026

semen preserve

when you ejaculate inside a girl, and a week later you hit her pussy, and feel last weeks semen

james:"i broke up with jess"
christian:"why bro, she was so hot?"
james" yea but she doesn't wash her cooch, its like a semen preserve down there "

by urban bro creator January 18, 2017

heaven preserve us

Spoken when something terrible occurs.

Another school shooting!! Heaven preserve us

by Sicilian Cowboy March 27, 2023

Hawks Preserve

A neighborhood in Fort Myers that has a park, streets, houses, and nice old people. And kids.

Who goes to Hawks Preserve to visit your friends? Syd does.

by Syd-Fort Myers March 10, 2024