Prostate

What you get when you merge Progressive with Allstate

Mother: "Aw shucks, my car just got rear-ended. I wonder if that person has Progressive or Allstate"
Son: "You mean Prostate?"

And suddenly rear-end collision coverage makes even more sense

by onlyyoucanpreventforestfires December 15, 2013

prostate pudding

Euphemism for cum, jizz, spoo, goo, baby gravy, white delight, slop, spunk, or sperm.

Jane's parents were alarmed when they found Jimmy's prostate pudding on her dress.

by Frank Klaune January 20, 2005

Prosthenograpy

Pornography in which fake or prosthetic genitalia is used in an often pathetic attempt to appear real.

"If his dick is 20" long and he needs to hold onto it all the time, it's probably a case of prosthenograpy."

by Gruesnack July 2, 2008

Elbow deep prostate

Prostatic massage, also known simply as prostate massage, is a procedure in which a finger is inserted into the rectum to stimulate the prostate gland. The goal is to release excess seminal fluid (the fluid that mixes with sperm to create semen) from the ducts of the prostate gland.massage

Hey would you like to be milked elbow deep prostate massage

by Heidi007247 October 17, 2020

prostate

the centre of all joy in a man's body

suddenly, he found his prostate, and all was right with the world

by Mike February 8, 2004

Prostachute

Elevated garbage or trash chute in a high rise hotel or resort used to dispose of contraband.

Jackson dumped his stash and the dead hooker in the Prostachute and fled when the police were called.

by LS Juan September 1, 2018

prostahanna

teen girl that dresses as sluty as hanna montana

damn look at that prostahanna

by thatfatguy April 7, 2008