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prolapse your anus

The urbanian way of asking for anal sex.
Sscuse me,maaam!But can I prolapse your anus?
by Roger R. August 9, 2006
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anal prolapse

When the rectum protrudes from the anal cavity. This can either be a result of sodomy or over exerting one's self while defacating.
Did you see that red blob come out of that chicks ass while she was shitting on his face?!?!? She's got an anal prolapse.
by UNH Biochemistry October 27, 2009
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Polaxed

I got so polaxed last night.

Lets get Polaxed!
by Tizzy October 25, 2005
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prolapsed palm

Prolapsed palm occurs when the normal anatomical structures of the hand are worn or damaged to the point of collapse and disfigurement.

The condition of prolapsed palm is typically caused by a combination of the following conditions. Loneliness, hornyness and a lack of sexual partner over a long period of time. The causal conditions compound to the point where the individuals sense of limits and self control are no longer present. Causing the individual to jack off (masturbate) obsessively to the point of total collapse of the hands anatomical structures.
Jason: ouch!!! Man...my hand is painful. I can't even grasp a can if beer today. Since the wife left, it's been getting such a work out I can't think of anything else.

Junior: Jas, you better give it a rest or you're gonna end up with prolapsed palm.
by MikeBus November 13, 2010
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Anal Prolapse Day

Hey why is somethin red coming out of my anus?
Bro, it's anal prolapse day.
by Trol Ler April 28, 2021
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Prolaptic Apocalypse

1) The end of all asses

2) The day all colons shall be brought to the light

3) The book of painal revelations

4) Ron Goodwin's love life
After the prolaptic apocalypse, balloon knots will be as common as genitalia
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poolax

1. A funnier and better way of describing a food or drug laxative that helps you to poo.

2. Slang and/or short form for laxative.

3. A popular personality from the online PC video game Counter-Strike. His heyday was mainly in Counter-Strike version 1.5 around the year 2001 (specifically on a server called "Thunderdome" which was a Warcraft 3 MOD server) Although he was most prevalent in version 1.5, poolax has been frequenting Counter-Strike servers from version 1.2 through present-day Counter-Strike: Source. His other popular alias was "Oprah" from the infamous "|FAT|" clan. Poolax also had a famous counterpart, "chode", who accompanied poolax at the top of the thunderdome ranks, and in the |FAT| clan, where he was referred to as "Rita McNeil".
14 year old CS geek: "Oh my god, what the hell, poolax just knifed me from behind, he's so leet."

45 year old CS geek: "What the hell, he keeps killing 4 of us at a time with his stupid suicide bombing technique, I'm totally getting him banned... and why is he always talking about poo?"
by Cody Murray September 8, 2005
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