prejoculate

jok-yuh-leyt verb.

To celebrate or joke about something that has yet to happen.

Related Forms: Jocular, Joculary, Jocularity

"I'm going for a check up today"
"Well we're going out for drinks tonight. If all goes well with you, its another reason to celebrate"
"But I won't know the results for another 2 days..."
"Whatever, we'll prejoculate."

by thebluekick February 26, 2009

Procreate

An app used to draw and illustrate digitally

Look what I drew on Procreate

by nellerie.GEC November 29, 2021

promulgate

declare a formal document

The government will promulgate the important bill tomorrow.

by Il Woong Kim September 4, 2003

pisculate

To urinate or piss, drain the lizard, etc..

Damn, I have to pisculate.

by gwaipo August 23, 2005

Podulate

When anyone, particularly management, discourages independant thinking and works to create little peas-in-the-pod or podpeople.

The director of sales couldn't tolerate it when anyone disagreed with him so he made sure the managers would podulate the staff.

Everyone hated it when new staff were forced to podulate.

by Trauma girl July 18, 2009

prolate

marijuana, usually refers to a joint.

Don't bogart that prolate, man!

by Anise Astra October 18, 2008

porpulate

v.:

1) To behave in a ridiculous matter due to exhaustion.

2) Silly behaviour as a result of being tired but incapable of going to sleep.

3) Being hyper because of a lack of sleep. (believed to be the result of the body breaking down any and all sugars in your system in order to keep you awake)

other uses: porpulating(adv.), porpulater(n.), porpulation(adj.)

"Woo-Hoo!!! I haven't slept in almost 3 days - I think I'm going to go marinate a wall in some syrup! And this, kids, is what it means to porpulate."

"Dude, you are porpulating mad hard - you need to go to bed."

I was caught in a state of total porpulation when it came to finals week.

by welshtaurus February 25, 2011