Procrasturbate 

To put off a task until you are finished masturbating.

I was going to go to school, but then I procrasturbated, and I missed the bus.

Procrasturbate by John Jacob Jingle Heimerschmit October 6, 2009

Procrasturbate 

To intentionally delay male orgasm during masturbation. For whatever reason

I had a lunch at two:thirty. It was fifteen past the hour, so i procrasturbated under my desk.

Procrasturbate by flakey ass February 26, 2009

Procrasturbate 

When you get stressed about having alot of work and just masturbate instead of getting anything done

"Yo have you started your essay?"
"Nah man, I've been procrasturbating"

"I have alot of homework to do tonight, I'm probably going to break down and procrasturbate"

Procrasturbate by McEwenC February 16, 2010

Procrasturbate 

To masturbate when one's procrastinating

Instead of doing my work, i procrasturbated to my favorite porno.

Procrasturbate by ZACX February 24, 2010

procrasturbate 

When you have something to do but you procrastinate and spend your time masturbating instead.

i have homework that's due tomorrow, but all i've done today was procrasturbate

procrasturbate by Rooskie Business March 7, 2010

Procrasturbate 

When one has intent to accomplish something, but instead masturbates.

I never get my homework done in time, I procrasturbate too much!

Procrasturbate by BridgesGijsbers April 6, 2010

procrasturbate 

Noun- A combination of procrastination and masturbation; masturbating in the effort to procrastinate. Usually occurs when you are supposed to be doing work on a computer, but start to look at porn and end up masturbating instead.

Leroy has to do all of his work in the computer lab where he can't procrasturbate.

procrasturbate by Slate Giz May 13, 2010