Masturbating in order to avoid attending to one's responsibilities.
"I gotta stop procrasturbating and get some homework done. I'm getting sore anyway."
by Joe the Philosopher November 25, 2009
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The act of masturbating as a form of procrastination.
I had a bunch of science homework but before I knew it I had a massive boner and then before I knew it I was procrasturbating.
by illusion of the pants April 18, 2010
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Variant of procrastinate, but connoting the heightened pleasure achieved during the performance of otherwise mundane activities when said activities are performed as an act of procrastination. Can also connote the subsequent desperate guilt or depression felt upon becoming fully aware of true nature of the act. Succinctly expresses the essence of the wise adage, “Procrastination is a lot like masturbation: it seems like a lot of fun until you realize you’re just fucking yourself.”
Even though I'd seen Dirty Dancing twelve times before, I could've sworn this 13th viewing was the best. Then I realized I was procrasturbating, my midterm is still tomorrow morning, and now I want to puke.
by CAATAD February 20, 2008
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masturbation for the intent of putting off other more important and imminent tasks, like studying for finals.
Procrasturbation... Alex is such a procrasturbator, he's got jizz all over his textbooks
by Marinaaa May 09, 2007
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To spend your time masturbating when you should be doing other things
Man I didn't get any work done earlier, I was too busy Procrasturbating!
by b2b April 14, 2009
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To waste otherwise valuable time in self-stimulation of the genitals, or more metaphorically, to waste time doing something unrelated and unimportant to the task at hand; it must be of great interest/pleasure to oneself but only to oneself (which separates it from procrastination) and must have no real positive or substantial upshots.
Keane should be writing an essay but he's procrasturbating.

I can see why nothing gets done in the house; Suzy often tends to procrasturbate by watching The Notebook over and over again.
by Keane B June 08, 2006
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The act of procrasturbation.
Masturbating instead of doing other necessary things.
Postponing work to masturbate.
Dude, I had so much homework to do, but I chose to procrasturbate all night instead.
by tylerb91 January 18, 2010
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