Procrastibaking

The act of purposely delaying your annual baking of holiday treats due to lethargy, disillusionment or any general excuse.

Mother in Law on phone: "How's my daughter's Christmas baking coming along, she mentioned she was quite busy with it."
Son in Law on phone: "Is that what she said? Well there's been more procrastibaking going on around here than anything, and I can assure you that!"

by hoolyjolly December 23, 2017

Procrastibating

Masturbating while procrastinating.

I did not get much study done today because I was procrastibating.

by Jabbing May 2, 2014

procrastifaking

the act of someone who's always late shows up on their usual horse manure reasons or excuses

I wonder what Dylan's procrastifaking ass' excuse is gon be this time 🙄

by know buddy September 22, 2020

pracrastabating

It is to procrasinate by masterbating

I'M sorry teacher, i couldn't do my homework cause I was too busy pracrastabating.

by hamhamhammyg January 21, 2011

Procrasturbaking

The self-indulgent use of one's oven to avoid doing work.

Instead of writing my thesis, I spent the whole afternoon procrasturbaking.

by aworkinregress November 6, 2011

Procrastobating

When you should be doing something important but masturbate instead. Figuratively or otherwise. Procrastobation

I was procrastobating and missed my son's Christening Procrastobator

by The Eagle Bear October 3, 2013

Procrastuabating

Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.

Jimmy was caught procrastuabating instead of doing his homework.

by VikingEdits December 8, 2011