Procastubation

When you're about styding or need to do something urgent, but you decide to take a wank first.

me I really need to start styding right now.
dick AHEM. *gets hard*
me GODDAMMIT I DONT HAVE TIME FOR PROCASTUBATION RIGHT NOW.

by Pitn April 24, 2014

protisticness

1. A person likes to think that they are a pro at something but actually aren't
2. What you would call something that is rushed and is bad in a joking manner

1. That guy is so full of protisticness. He sucks.
2. She held up her fugly drawing and when I said it was bad she laughed and joked that I was stifling her protisticness.

by Gollum-Is-Adorable December 30, 2016

Procest

An individual who is very good at banging their sibling and/or cousin.

"Mama says that Uncle Jim-Bo is the procest of the family," Lil Sally said.

by tr33fiddy December 31, 2016

procast

verb: to strongly put forth or exclaim a belief or view in a verbal exchange

Look motherfucker, I'm sick as shit of you coming in here and procasting your bullshit. Now get the fuck out.

by unitpro1 January 1, 2010

procastihate

The act of putting off or delaying:

1) letting someone know that you hate them
2) Ignoring or defriending someone
3) Treating someone like crap

until you have gotten something you needed from them.

Bill decided to procastihate Chuck until he was able to borrow and return Chuck's power washer to clean his deck so Bill didn't have to pay to rent one or for a service.

by z28 owner2 January 5, 2010

Procastinasshole

To delay the act of being an asshole.

Example Question: Why be an asshole later when you can get it over with now.

Why procastinasshole.

by qn.harpy March 13, 2009

procisity

So exact that it takes the most skill that you can summon, sometimes being too precise that only a god can do it.

That game had so much procisity, that I threw my phone on the ground and shoved it down the toilet.

by bgc7391 April 7, 2015