procastination

Activity that consists in putting off important activities regadless of its importance due to lazyness or incompetence. The individual that procastinates usually just doesn't feel like getting the activity done and postpones it for a later date, always being able to find a perfect justification for doing so.

dude 1: hey dude, I really have to get this paper done today but what the heck!! I have enough time to do it tomorrow, it's a cakewalk... let's go look for some party!

dude 2: Dude, you are the master of procastination!!

by Mariotol November 26, 2007

protapriga

One of African descent that has overcome the obstacles of daily life and amass computer programming skills. "Computer Programming Nigga" condensed to a one word form.

Jamaal went to school to become an engineer, but later decide to become a protapriga.

by enginigger January 17, 2009

procasterbate

Putting something off so you can masterbate instead.

I should have finished writing that english paper, but I procasterbated instead.

by PilgoreThaGoat February 21, 2011

anal prolapse

A medical condition in which your anus becomes inverted. Often comes from too much anal sex. Other causes may be extreme internal pressure over extended periods of time, prolonged diarrhea, or prolonged constipation.

Shit dude, I just fucked this chick's asshole so hard I gave her an anal prolapse, and I was like "lol, wut?"

by Psychosadistik October 24, 2008

Prolapsed Anus

Rectal prolapse is protrusion of rectal tissue through the anus to the exterior of the body.

Jim gaped her ass last night during the first hour, a little after that he gave her a prolapsed anus.

by Nalrune March 5, 2009

Procrapination

Being a pro at crapping to procrastinate.
Pro-crapping-ation
Often used as an excuse at work to not work.
Going to the toilet and spending a lot of time there.

Guy: Imma go to the toilet to procrapinate because work sucks.
40 minutes later...
Guy: That's enough procrapination for today. *opens door* Oh crap it's the boss.
Boss: You have been in the toilet for a very long time! You're fired!

by World of Wordcraft June 24, 2016

Prolapsed anus

Ur bum hole which has fallen apart during a huge shit inwhich u push so hard ur anus come out.

Ohh shit my bum hole, I’ve got a prolapsed anus

by I’m gonna way ur ass February 8, 2018