Fake Profanity

Possibly can be shortened to FP. Words such as “shoot”, “dang”, and most notably, “heck”, “crap”, and “frick”. They are used to replace actual cuss words. They convey the same meaning, though sometimes aren’t as versatile. (For example, frick can’t mean 👉👌) Often used by children.

“Oh frick, I dropped my phone.”
Where “frick” is the Fake Profanity

by ImNotAFurryISwear March 5, 2019

Progarity

n. (pro-gare-uh-tee) - Professionally extreme use of vulgar words/gestures, and vulgar behavior. Often displayed in two ways:

1.) Chain swearing
2.) Multiple vulgar gestures

1.) *iPod freezes* Fuck this faggot ass shit, I hate Apple

2.) Father: Why don't you do your homework?

Daughter: ......*gives him dual middle fingers"

Father: I don't allow progarity in my house, watch that fucking shit goddamn it

by Misc-E July 10, 2011

Pornality

“PORNALITY” comes from PORN + BANALITY, a misheard or misunderstood (if clichéd) expression that takes on a more graphic or sexualized meaning:

Examples --

HARD-AND-FAST solution becomes “HARDEN-FAST” SOLUTION;

NO-HOLDS-BARRED (wrestling) becomes “NO HOLES BARRED” (stick it anywhere!);

NIP IT IN THE BUD becomes “NIP IT IN THE BUTT";

and, a pornality deliberately scripted for television:

CORNISH GAME HEN became "CORNISH GAY MEN" as mishead by Dick Solomon (John Lithgow) on NBC-TV's "Third Rock from the Sun" (1996-2001).

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"Man, you got a buttload of mail."

"Don't you mean 'boatload'? "Buttload" is a pornality."

"I was gonna say 'shitload'."

"Point well taken."

by al-in-chgo May 13, 2010

gratuitous profanity

Profanity for the sake of profanity, in a forced attempt to make a movie, videogame or song sound cooler. It is uneeded.

Eminem does not execute gratuitous profanity, but it does seem as though he was trying too hard to sound cool on his first two albums. Now he's established a reputation, he's making really shitty music without as much swearing, so he can show that without all the badmouthing, he really does sux0r my bizalls.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Profanitype

To use symbols to denote socially unacceptable words in typed text. Ambersands, hashes, asterisks, tildes, question marks, dollar signs, slashes, carets, percent symbols, and exclamation points are all used in place of profane words to make profanitype. In the phrase, "Are you #$&@#*$#&ing kidding me," "#$&@#*$#&" is profanitype.

The act of using symbols in place of profanity is profanityping. The resulting text is profanitype (noun).

This sentences contains no profanity, but lots of profanitype: "What a *(#$&(#*# (*#$(*#&&$^@% $##$#$!!! I want to kick his #*$&#*$ing sorry #*$&#$&*!!!"

My stupid phone autocorrects all the bad words to profanitype.

Sometimes when I profanitype, it thinks the ampersand is an email address. I hate that.

by AnneB "Stats" June 18, 2013

Profanity

Bad words, Swears, Curses, and Words that are not appropriate that many teenagers use and should not be using. If anyone is saying a word you do not approve of tell them "I dont like that profanity you douche"

Him:You Sorry ass MotherFUcker im gonna Beat the shit out of you, your a fucking deuchebag, go suck your mothers dick.
You: I dont aprove of that Profanity you douche-bag

by & Im A Sexxy Ass Duck April 16, 2006

procisity

So exact that it takes the most skill that you can summon, sometimes being too precise that only a god can do it.

That game had so much procisity, that I threw my phone on the ground and shoved it down the toilet.

by bgc7391 April 7, 2015