by Portablejim January 02, 2019
A useful mug who shills for pharmaceutical companies to have trillions of dollars in profit, claiming they are pro-science, while simultaneously having never read a single vaccine study.
A pro-vaxxer thinks that people who question vaccines are "killing their grandma", or "baby killers", or "science deniers", while conveniently forgetting that vaccines contain aborted fetus cells, formaldehyde, synthetic genetic material, vaccines are literally designed to harm (and thus cannot be classified as medicine), and many many people have died within hours of having a vaccine, but no-one has ever died as a direct consequence of refusing to be injected with formaldehyde.
Pro-vaxxers like to make the argument that you'd use a seatbelt in a car because it saves lives, while totally ignoring the obvious point that car makers are legally liable to make the car and seatbelt safe, whereas vaccine companies are legally exempt from making their product safe.
Pro-vaxxers simply like to feel morally superior to people that actually think for themselves, so they construct an advanced playlist of logical fallacies that they trot out to avoid being caught.
"You're an idiot" - ad hominem
"You're a science denier" - hypocrisy, appeal to science (fallacious because the science doesn't support pro-vaxxers)
"So you like killing babies?" - red herring
"You're literally a flat-earther!" - non-sequitur masquerading as an ad hominem
A pro-vaxxer thinks that people who question vaccines are "killing their grandma", or "baby killers", or "science deniers", while conveniently forgetting that vaccines contain aborted fetus cells, formaldehyde, synthetic genetic material, vaccines are literally designed to harm (and thus cannot be classified as medicine), and many many people have died within hours of having a vaccine, but no-one has ever died as a direct consequence of refusing to be injected with formaldehyde.
Pro-vaxxers like to make the argument that you'd use a seatbelt in a car because it saves lives, while totally ignoring the obvious point that car makers are legally liable to make the car and seatbelt safe, whereas vaccine companies are legally exempt from making their product safe.
Pro-vaxxers simply like to feel morally superior to people that actually think for themselves, so they construct an advanced playlist of logical fallacies that they trot out to avoid being caught.
"You're an idiot" - ad hominem
"You're a science denier" - hypocrisy, appeal to science (fallacious because the science doesn't support pro-vaxxers)
"So you like killing babies?" - red herring
"You're literally a flat-earther!" - non-sequitur masquerading as an ad hominem
"Did you hear that the new Pfizer vaccine killed that doctor in Miami-Dade?"
"Nah, it was just coincidence that he had never had any major health issues, then died 24 hours after being injected. Total coincidence."
"So you're a pro-vaxxer then?"
"I wonder why pharmaceutical companies are legally exempt from making their product safe?"
"That's because it would cost too much."
"Didn't stop the car companies from being legally liable when they made that claim. Are you a pro-vaxxer?"
"Did you get your flu shot?"
"You know that in the over-50s the flu shot made you more likely to catch the same flu you were just vaccinated for?"
"You're a science denier, vaccines are SAFE! They WORK."
"So you haven't read Flannery 2020 that's listed on the CDC website? I'm guessing you're a pro-vaxxer."
"Nah, it was just coincidence that he had never had any major health issues, then died 24 hours after being injected. Total coincidence."
"So you're a pro-vaxxer then?"
"I wonder why pharmaceutical companies are legally exempt from making their product safe?"
"That's because it would cost too much."
"Didn't stop the car companies from being legally liable when they made that claim. Are you a pro-vaxxer?"
"Did you get your flu shot?"
"You know that in the over-50s the flu shot made you more likely to catch the same flu you were just vaccinated for?"
"You're a science denier, vaccines are SAFE! They WORK."
"So you haven't read Flannery 2020 that's listed on the CDC website? I'm guessing you're a pro-vaxxer."
by AntiSuffragette February 09, 2021
My girlfriend wasn't a pro-vaxxer, so I broke up with her.
by antiantivaxxer January 01, 2019
someone with the good sense to believe the scientific studies that show vaccines are safe and effective.
Those scientific studies the pro-vaxxer shared have a lot more credibility than the youtube videos the anti-vax cult shares.
by anti-pseudoscience January 01, 2019
Someone who vaccinates him- or herself, as well as their offspring. They do this because vaccines are known to be safe, and much cheaper than hospitalization, a lifelong handicap, or a funeral.
Unless antivaxxers, who only seem to study at the universities of Facebook and YouTube, pro-vaxxers get their medical information from respected sources, such as scientific journals like Science, Nature, or the New England Journal of Medicine. They also frequently consult with licensed medical professionals like doctors and nurses.
Unless antivaxxers, who only seem to study at the universities of Facebook and YouTube, pro-vaxxers get their medical information from respected sources, such as scientific journals like Science, Nature, or the New England Journal of Medicine. They also frequently consult with licensed medical professionals like doctors and nurses.
Parent 1: Look there, it's Timmy in a cute little wheelchair because his parents did not vaccinate him against polio.
Parent 2: If you think that's bad, Tammy is already in her grave because measles took her.
Parent 1: This is why i am a pro-vaxxer.
Parent 2: I too would like to see my children grow up healthy.
* high five *
Parent 2: If you think that's bad, Tammy is already in her grave because measles took her.
Parent 1: This is why i am a pro-vaxxer.
Parent 2: I too would like to see my children grow up healthy.
* high five *
by Pr0metheus January 01, 2019
A person smart enough to understand how vaccines work and accept a medical intervention that the overwhelming majority of doctors, scientists, immunologists, and every major health organization recommend.
by Other Named Rose January 01, 2019
someone who believes that vaccines work because they do and aren't a fucking idiot that will die by the age of 3 because they weren't vaccinated. anti-vaxxers spend 2 minutes on google, search up "vaccines cause autism", find some bullshit studies that don't prove jack-shit and start spreading bull-shit information on their annoying, stupid and retarded facebook groups.
Karen: PRO-VAXXERS ARE DUMB!!!!!!!! MY MAGICAL ESSENTIAL OILS WILL STOP YOUR VACCINE-PREVENTABLE DISEASES!!!!!
AND VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM! I DID 2 MINUTES OF GOOGLE SEARCHING AND IT SAYS VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM
AND VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM! I DID 2 MINUTES OF GOOGLE SEARCHING AND IT SAYS VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM
by atleast i wont get measles :)) January 03, 2019