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Printer's remorse

When upon looking at a (usually large) printed document, you regret printing it.
Joe had printer's remorse because he just printed a 100 page file in colour when he meant to print it in black and white.

Jill had printer's remorse because she just realised she printed the odd pages of a long document twice.

Bill had printer's remorse because he forgot to check the "multiply slides per page" option and thus resulted in 120 pages with one lecture slide each.
by sean1123 April 13, 2008
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fresh princed

Being mislead by someone into reading something that is only a leadin to the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song as a practical joke.
*story*

I walked over to him as he was just turning around to leave and I slapped him in the face. This guy turned his attention back to me, it was just me and him. He glared at me with his deep mexican eyes and then, wap! he slapped me across the face so hard I fell over. He looks at me as I'm trying to get back up and he says to me "that reminded me of the first time I ever got into a fight and I liked to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

*rest of song*

and thus you're fresh princed
by Francis666944 May 2, 2007
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printer

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
by Eperdu October 12, 2003
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Printer-rape

(v) To use someone else's printer without consent, penetrating their hard-drive, climaxing in an ejaculation of paper.
Danny was too lazy to install his own printer, so he broke into Talia's room and printer-raped the shit out of her, printing off five different copies in color.
by nogoys5770 October 14, 2009
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Printer Pussy

A mother who pops out out multiple children who look exactly the same
Kris Jenner has a printer pussy the way she popped them damn kids out.
by Timmy Pitstank October 8, 2021
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Rogue Printer

A printer that a worker secretly installs, on an open network, or local pc port without his supervisor or boss knowing about it.
Dood1: Whats up with that printer hidden under your desk?

Dood2: Its rogue. Its a rogue printer man... That way i can save time and print my own stuff.
by tjamnz January 16, 2010
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only fax no printer

A longer way of saying facts or fax. It is used when you agree with something, or it is undeniably true.
A: Beyoncé should have beat Adele at the Grammys.
B: Only fax no printer!
by Justin Galaxy January 8, 2018
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