Definitions by Eperdu

error message 

Terse, baffling remark used by programmers to place blame on users for the program's shortcomings.

error message by Eperdu October 12, 2003

alpha 

Software undergoes alpha testing as a first step in getting user feedback. Alpha is Latin for "doesn't work."

alpha by Eperdu October 12, 2003

Hardware 

Collective term for any computer-related object that can be kicked or battered.

Hardware by Eperdu October 12, 2003

printer 

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

printer by Eperdu October 12, 2003