Eperdu's definitions

alpha

Software undergoes alpha testing as a first step in getting user feedback. Alpha is Latin for "doesn't work."

by Eperdu October 12, 2003

printer

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

by Eperdu October 12, 2003

error message

Terse, baffling remark used by programmers to place blame on users for the program's shortcomings.

by Eperdu October 12, 2003

Hardware

Collective term for any computer-related object that can be kicked or battered.

by Eperdu October 12, 2003