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Prepartation

The anxiety that you get before leaving someone, that you care about, for a period of time
I experienced prepartation when I found out my husband was leaving for Afghanistan.
by Julia87 May 3, 2016
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Semen Preservation

Semen preservation is the theory that by not ejaculating you are preserving your "essence" of which makes you a man. It makes you charismatic-ly magnetic to women, while those with the "cavemen mentality" think that the point of sex and life is to bust a nut. In reality, you hold your semen in and the sex will keep on flowing. The thinking is that semen separates men from women, so when you get rid of it you lose that masculinity. The claim is that women can sense this.
Frat Bro: "Semen Preservation is the only thing making you a man, so when you bust a nut you are saying 'I don't want to be a man!' I had sex 14 times in one day and didn't bust a nut once!"
by kiki_____ May 16, 2018
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co-pooperation

co-pooperation is when something is co-operating... but poopily.
I'm so drunk my fingers are co-pooperation!
by Mattycake's December 16, 2018
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dominance-preservationism

dominance-preservationism, noun. The act of manipulating a system or institution as a means of protecting one’s power or position
the public official, in an unabashed show of dominance-preservationism, instituted policies that prevented his subordinates from gaining power.
by minerva's undersecretary February 12, 2020
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Preparation H-bomb

anything shoved up your anus against ones will..
Here's something really nice you can do. You take a small, thermonuclear weapon... AND STICK IT UP A GUY'S ASS! A thermonuclear suppository! Preperation H-Bomb! You talk about fallout, eh? Whoa!
by Neo December 25, 2003
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triple preparation h

triple preparation h is for wrestlers who have severe hemorrhoids and when jus plain old preparation h wont cut it
omg i had a wrestling match last night and i lost cause my ass was itchin so i couldnt concentrate and wouldnt you know it i didnt have any triple preparation h on me at the time
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 5, 2009
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preparation

The many rituals and rites that men and women/girls and boys go through the night before they lose their virginity.
"I shall devote tonight soley to preparation, nothing less, nothing more."
by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005
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