Prepare the Meat

When you dip your man-stick into a bowl of lubricant to make penetration easier and smoother

Dude! I forgot to prepare the meat last night!

That sucks!

It still felt pretty good though

by I-Be-Pimpin April 25, 2017

PREPARE THYSELF

(pree-pair thay-self)
an archaic phrase used to encourage someone to expect something.

"Creature of steel, prepare thyself for thine pegging session"
"in voice of S.A.M. oh shit launching prepare.exe right this fucking instant"

by mindflayer simp January 14, 2023

Preparanoia

Being paranoid about being prepared or preparing to be paranoid. The paranoia that comes from not knowing if you are prepared. The time before being paranoid when you feel as if you may become paranoid.

I was suffering from preparanoia before the test yesterday.

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

prepare for trouble, and make it double

to protect the world from devistation

to unite all peoples within our nation, Jesse James team rocket blast off at the speed of light
(prepare for trouble, and make it double)

by causy April 2, 2020

Maryvale Preparatory

A small, all-girl Catholic school for grades 6-12, Maryvale ends up being completely undefinable. With traditions such as Spirit Week, Gym Meet, Senior Sleepover in the Castle and a whole bunch of other wacky things that make it wierd and fun, the wool-skirted and red-blazered girls rock the house. NDP would be the major rivals of the school, and any Maryvale girl can tell you that the Maryvale Lions do it right, despite what the Blazers may think about us. Besides, we all know our uniforms are the best. Maryvale is unique and totally awesome! We love food and we love being completely and totally awkward. Only at Maryvale do your teachers and classmates know your life's story, even if they didn't ask for it at all. By the time you graduate, you can pretty much write a book about every person in your class.

Q: Why'd you decide to come to Maryvale Preparatory?
A: 'Cause of the Castle, duh.
Q: Sweet, a Castle. (thinks: I wish my school had a Castle.) So how long did you attend Maryvale?
A: 7 years and proud of it, baby!
Q: Seven years. (passes out 'cause of the proceeding awkwardly amazing stories that are being told)

by pink-yellow-07 70's December 2, 2007

Nazareth Academy Preparatory School

A Prep School in Northeast Philly filled with the ghettoest fabulous of girls to the richest of girls. Sporting a sexy one piece-jumper, hot knee socks, and ridiculously good looking sattle shoes as their signature outfit, these girls come from all over Philadelphia, from the city to the suburbs. Commonly referred to as, "NAZ," with the badass mascot of a fighting panda, we top those Villa girls... I mean what kind of mascot is a GEM? Run by orthodox nuns, who do not have any ankles, Nazareth truly earns it spot as being a "Northeast" school. E-A-G-L-E-S

Nazareth Academy High School....having more fun that you since 1928.
And having alot more fun than Villa or Basils.

by CDurk, JCars May 5, 2005

World Journalism Preparatory School

A stinky stinky high school where at times the water fountains burst creating an ocean in the hallway. Where there is an ocean, you know there are some fishy people nearby who are indeed stinky stinky.

"Damn that girl stank like crabcakes!" "Oof, she must go to World Journalism Preparatory School."

by abbles October 14, 2019