Jewish penicillin

Chicken soup, owing to its efficacy as a remedy for colds, flu, stomach problems, etc.

Bubbeleh, kim tzu mir*. Grandma's got Jewish penicillin for you! *"Kim tzu mir" is Yiddish for "come to me".

by pentozali January 14, 2006

Penifolliclephobia

Having a phobia of getting a penis caught in your inner pubic/vaginal hair.

I'm sorry we can't have sex tonight I have penifolliclephobia and I haven't been for a braid.

by F.Mikus July 24, 2012

Peniel

A Korean-American rapper. He's part of the boygroup Btob. He's often called the definition of the word masterpiece, which he really is. He has the most beautiful mindset.

P1: Who's the definition of the word masterpiece?
P2: Of course it's Shin Peniel!

by Hutazone March 1, 2021

penicorn

A unicorn with a penis on its forehead instead of a horn. It can prod and poke with the same effectiveness as the unicorn. Ovbious to which gender this creature happens to be.

The penicorn frolicked gaily among the flowers...unbeknowest that poachers come in search of the rare sack it carried proudly on its forehead.

by skank ass weasel October 25, 2003

Penial Ingestion

The scientific word for a hardcore blow job, during which the female subject (or male, depending on one's lifestyle) devours the penis of the receiver due to an excess amount of orgasmic pleasure.

"Freddie, it appears your lack of genitals is a result of penial ingestion."
"What's that, doc?"
"Someone chewed your dick off. coughcoughadudecough"
"Well, at least I'll be justified in singing I Want to Break Free!"

by that1dud3 November 28, 2009

Peenicorn

A mythological creature, with the body of a horse and horn of a penis.

The Leprechaun wanted to play leap frog with the peenicorn.

by Drea, Chayle, Lauren June 30, 2007

Penialfungial Disease

Causes the penis to become engorged with fluid, thus making it much larger, then it falls off.

Dude, Jimmy had Penialfungial Disease, poor guy.

by Timmy and the Hosebags March 2, 2009