prenium 

how a bad speller spells perineum

my search engine's spell check didn't detect my mistake, so instead of finding the real grundle article, i'm here seeing an idiot's definition of "prenium"

prenium by splchkr October 3, 2012

prenium 

the space between your asshole and your nut sack

hey steve, lick my prenium!!!!

prenium by cnice December 18, 2004

Medium is Premium 

A mantra that is mainly used in the anime/weeb community to voice their preference in a certain breast size. This phrase is in the middle ground of both mantras, "flat is justice" and "oppai is truth." The phrase is for people who don't like massive anime boobs but also don't like flat lolis and instead like average or normal sized breasts.

Shota: Oppai is Truth!
Pedo: Flat is justice!
Normal Person: Medium is Premium!

Medium is Premium by Snvw September 21, 2020

premium nut bust 

Busting a nut when you stoned

Busting a nut when you stoned is a Premium Nut Bust

premium nut bust by AAP2 January 21, 2021

Stay Premium 

A phrase which is often said to a male that does not pursue or hook up with a certain female because;

* It is the sister of one of your friends.

* Your friend has already made his intention known that he is trying to get in with her

* You already have a girlfriend

* It might piss off someone that you know

* You put bro's before hoe's

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James: John's mum is looking at me like she wants to screw me hard!.

Bill: Stay Premium Bro, it's not worth it.

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Jim: His sister was all over me last night.

Frank: Did you fuck her?

Jim: Nahh, I Stayed Premium man.

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(Example of Staying Premium)

Bryan: Come on cuz lets go to the movies.

Bob: But I'm just about to cop a root.

Bryan: Fuck man all 6 of us are going come on.

Bob: Alright lets go

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Stay Premium by XxBokixX December 27, 2011

blue premium bond 

a quote from mister tommyinnit

+tommy gives tubbo_ some blue wool+
tommyinnit: blue premium bond
tubbo_: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

blue premium bond by ONEMINORWEEB_LMAO February 13, 2021

premium mediocre 

Attempts at being upscale when you have little clue what class really is. An attempt to be fancy, when it's in fact little more than a polished meh. A little splurge to get fancy, when it's flexing a little bit of status from spent money more than achieving a high standard of quality. Still essentially mediocre, but with some fancy frills polishing the appearance without substantial improvement.

Originally coined by Venkatesh Rao in 02017 "Premium mediocre is the finest bottle of wine at Olive Garden." it has quickly spread from Twitter throughout the intarwebz.

"I wanted to impress her, so I took her to a fancy restaurant." "Yeah bro? Like where?" "Red Lobster" "Man, that ain't fancy, that's just premium mediocre."

McMansions are about as premium mediocre as you can get.

premium mediocre by wurmspwn October 24, 2019