post-pwnage depression

Depression caused or ensued by the action or result of being pwned.

After receiveing the beating of a life time, Jim experienced post-pwnage depression.

by venomfx April 24, 2006

pwnage window

When debating stuff on the interweb and you post an incorrect detail within your finely honed theory, you're leaving a pwnage window open for others to pwn you.

As such, it's an inaccuracy others can exploit.

Feck! There was I extolling Billy Dean's heterosexual virtues and he's opened a pwnage window on me by posting a twatload of Gay Elvis Porn at The Club :dry:

by manker August 5, 2005

Pwnage by Bluetooth

When you are standing next to somebody either in an Elevator, Checkout Lane, or Bar etc. and they answer their phone via Bluetooth and then you respond.

(In an Elevator a guy walks in)

Stranger: Hey, Whats Up?
You: Not much, just glad the days over....
*Stranger Looks at you like you an idiot*
Stranger: Yea, I will grab some milk on my way home.
You: (Mentally) Crap, he had a fucking Bluetooth and wasn't talking to me. I hope no one noticed. That was severe pwnage by Bluetooth

by RedWhiteandDead December 28, 2007

uber pwnage

This is a more 1337 variation of uber ownage.

The word ownage is purposely misspelled to elevate the level of 1337ness in said sentence.

Halo2Freak: That was some uber pwnage back there guys. Nice work team. Let's go ask mom to order us a pizza.

Buddy: With pepporoni!?

Halo2Freak: Of course, grasshopper.

by ZT May 9, 2005

Pwnager

A person who pwns. a lot.

Person A: "im a n00b"
Person B: "no, ur not a n00b im just a pwnager"

by rahrawrrah September 29, 2009

pwnage block

An elusive block in which pwns in many ways such as pwnation and pwnificaton

Jimmy threw the pwnage block at Thomas.

by Osborne Tealeaf November 14, 2007

Pwnage Sauce

A sauce consisting primarily of crystalized pwnage, water, and tomato paste. An excellent topping to put on tacos, hamburgers, and nachos.

Pwnage sauce is also a traditional remedy for n00bishness when added to Mountain Dew. Original Mountain Dew works best, however, there have been some reports that Game Fuel created a more potent concoction. Unfortunately, Game Fuel was discontinued before any scientific tests were completed.

Jim: "This place is out of ketchup!"
Rob: "That's OK, I brought some pwnage sauce!"

by Grent August 20, 2008