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Poting

The act of delving ones face into another's bosom.
*At party*
Guy 1 :"Hey where the hell is Sam?"
Guy 2 :"I think he's off poting Nicole"
by BlackHawkDownie June 18, 2011
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No Porking Way

When you are feeling "Wowed" about something that astonished you!!!!!!!!
(In extreme situations the "G" will disappear then will become "NO PORKIN WAY"..also can be explained with three pig emojis 🐷🐷🐷)
Kyle : "do you eat cardboard"
Dad: "No porking way"
Kyle: "yes porking way"
by Noporkingway.com November 8, 2019
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poking cotton

Ok, its when you got to take a shit so bad that the turd is already emerging from your asshole and the end of it is poking into your cotton underwear. Also know as browncappin.
1) Man, I got to get off the phone.....I'm poking cotton.

2) I didn't shit for a whole week but after I ate them tacos I was poking cotton.
by Ezeerider July 26, 2005
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Poking Around

(v.)
1) To walk/look about or through something without a point
2) To move or act slowly or aimlessly
3) To poke several girls in one day/night/party or look around for some girls to poke right away
4) To see what other people are up to because you have nothing else to do and want to do anything
1) Poking Around a pile of stuff
2) I just was poking around the house and did fuck all
3) Man I was poking around with three of those chick at the party last night
4) I was just poking around to see what the fuck you were up to
by JeBus February 16, 2004
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That thang poking

A phrase used to describe a female's booty that isn't too large but isn't flat, and sticks out in a cute manner.
Joshua: Hey man did you see that new girl Keri today?
Terrence: Yeah she cute in the face for real for real and that thang poking
by Selenaaaass July 12, 2013
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Poking Stick

A stick, about 30cm long, that can be concealed up a sleeve, and can be used to 'poke' people who argue with you/irritate you/don't like the music you do/deserve poking/don't deserve poking but you poke anyway/anyone in the hope of enraging them/making them move/injuring them/anything.

An incredibly versatile human management tool
Move out the way, or i'll poke you with my Poking Stick
by Kore March 18, 2004
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Condom Potting

When a bunch of guys and girls get together and have an orgey using condoms and after they all spill a load into their comdom they place it in a pot and then the guys get different girls and grab a random condom from the pot put it on and fuck the girl
Man 1: dude you want to cum Condom Potting with us tonight we grabbed all the hottest chicks

Man 2: I don't know man last time I went Condom Potting I got aids

Man 1: Don't worry dude their all clean
by K8thegr8 June 15, 2014
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