Mashed Potato Man

noun. A menace of the forest that came to life through a bowl of mashed potatoes. He wears a yellow shirt, blue jeans, and underpants on his head to hide his true identity.

"The Mashed Potato Man has come back!"

by Scnigey March 23, 2003

Potatoland

A potato-shaped island in the Pacific Ocean home to many species of potato, such as the potatoperson.

Tom and Julia's plane crashed in Potatoland, and they had to escape the potatopeople

by Grrrwawawawawa May 21, 2018

Potatoanity

The worship of potatoes. These people see Potatoes as gods... Because they truly are GODS. Mashing potatoes is a sin. POTATOES STARTED EVERYTHING! LIFE IS POTATO!!!

I believe in potatoanity... it definitely is not fake...

by GrimReaperRD December 29, 2020

potatomaster69420

the most handsome funny cool person in this world, also quite smart with an iq of 320

"damn potatomaster69420 is so hot and sexy and cool and funny and so smart, and hot"

by potatomaster69420 May 11, 2022

platomance

Non sexual relationship between a man and woman

JaBrandon and Kristen aren't sleeping together they just have a platomance going on.

by DJ Obviously December 18, 2013

Potatosalad310

This famous man doesnt stfu sometimes when he is singing. He goes on about random shit because he has a shitty 2001 laptop that can handle roblox at 2fps. He loves to ERP with 45 year old Neckbeards because he may possibly be gay. He also lies about wanting Genshin Impact and wants to get a nintendo switch instead of a PC

Friend: "You should install Genshin Impact!"
Potatosalad310: "I'm too busy holding my cock in my hand while erp'ing with older men!"

by Nin9 January 27, 2021

Outer Space Potato Man

A strange creature of unknown extra-terrestrial origin. Usually somewhat lumpy and brown.

I thought you were an outer space potato man.

by WHOM? September 25, 2009