Cock Postpone

To temporarily be cock blocked.

Jeff took 15 minutes to leave the room when I brought that girl back, I still banged her after he left, but he cock postponed me

by UAGDWOOF November 29, 2010

postpwn

Alternate to postpone, primarily used in online gaming.

BBL NEED FOOD!@ match postpwnd.

by px May 6, 2005

Postpone Malone

When you need to postpone your plans because you’re simply falling apart.

Karen: “hey Susan I’m going to have to Postpone Malone our lunch date”

Susan: “omg Karen what happened are you ok?”

Karen: “No, I accidentally updated to the new Snapchat update and I can’t handle it. I’m falling apart”

Susan: “wow I completely understand. I’m so sorry. Feel better.”

by EllaElla May 5, 2018

postpwnd

The state of being pwnd through a web post.

You've been postpwnd!

by daveman7 October 22, 2009

Postpwnd

Geting an Afterlife kill or kill after your death

Nick: My KillStreak is over i got PostPwnd
Nolan: Then you shouldn't teabag a guy with martyrdom

by Monster Unicorn December 28, 2010

postpone

I dont even know

I postpone on my test.

by Yeta❤ May 7, 2018

Post-Pwned

When Something is post-poned so many times that you end up exasperated and/or pwned.

May 21st: Hey tonight's party is going to be next Monday because most people can't make it.
May 27th: Hey, we're just going to wait till June 4th so that these people are back from vacation.
June 4th: Sorry you drove all the way out there. I forgot to text you that we moved it to June 10th.
<response> I've been post-pwned!

by that guy you never talk to July 7, 2011