1. The idiotic means of taking one's own portrait for online meeting grounds (eg: myspace) by holding the camera out as far as possible and taking their own picture. Usually thought to be their best side.
2. A combination of 'poor' and 'portrait.' A person who is poor in friends and thus must take their own portrait for their user profile.
2. A combination of 'poor' and 'portrait.' A person who is poor in friends and thus must take their own portrait for their user profile.
"WTF's up with Jocie's poortrait? It doesn't even look good."
"I know, you can totally see her arm holding the camera."
"I know, you can totally see her arm holding the camera."
by shera4283 February 24, 2008
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by ruby buby November 4, 2018
Get the portraito mug.Porntrait is a portrait of a mostly nude or nude women in provocative poses and costumes.
These porntraits are usually hung in a mechanics garage, or a mens locker room, or dorm rooms.
These porntraits are usually hung in a mechanics garage, or a mens locker room, or dorm rooms.
Example of a Porntrait is a woman in a bra and panties with a hard hat and a tool belt, thrusting her breasts forward and her back side curved out. Not at all ready to do carpentry work, but is ready to work with some "wood".
by old knitter May 8, 2014
Get the Porntrait mug.To take a picture of ones self in a reflective object such as a mirror, window or car wind shield. Often practiced by young teenage girls while trying to show off to their other friends on facebook.
He did you see michelle's potrait on facebook ... she is such a bitch I was gonna wear the same dress.
by Jose Marichenko June 13, 2011
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"I have made many new friends online and some have suggested meeting up in person. The thing is I am too ashamed to admit this openly but I am a Portraitor."
by sans-souci January 11, 2010
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