pornophobic

A person who is deeply afraid of looking at porn or even bringing it up in a discussion.

Owen was awkwardly left the conversation with his friends as he was extremely pornophobic.

by CodenameExe April 6, 2016

zornophobia

Fear of opening up the Chicago Tribune and reading another lame editorial by Eric Zorn, who often merely cuts and pastes other writer's editorials and passes it off as solid journalism.

The Chicago Tribune began to lose thousands of readers in August, the cause of which was attributed to zornophobia.

by JonathanWinters August 22, 2011

Progophobia

Irrational fear and hatred of progress. freothecat

Your arrogance towards flat-earthers is evidence of your progophobia. freothecat
Galileo was killed by people with progophobia. freothecat
Progophobia will keep us in the dark ages. freothecat

People who who hate neurolink are progophobic. freothecat

by freothecat February 20, 2023

pogonophobia

Being scared of beards. One of the most obscure phobias I have encountered, just coming in front of ophidiophobia (fear of snakes).

Guy 1: I'm frightened of my friend's beard!
Guy 2: So you have pogonophobia?
Guy 1: ... wut?

by OmegaSoul January 6, 2017

hornophobia

hornophobia,n.
1: What the rr fundies suffer from resulting in their unnatuiral just say no to sex bs.
2: What results from seeing a pic of ann coulter naked.

The fundies are so frightened of the natural human sexual response that, it's clear they suffer from hornophobia.

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN September 25, 2005

Potophobia

A fear of drinking alcohol

I would buy that chick a shot, but she straight up has potophobia!!

by EliasC January 4, 2008

pornophobe

a person that is scared of porn

Bill - "Hey Fred, you heard of porn"

Fred - "Gee bill! That's disgusting! Get away from me! Ew!"

Bill - "Dude, chill out, you're a total pornophobe"

by foggatdog April 20, 2014