zornophobia 

Fear of opening up the Chicago Tribune and reading another lame editorial by Eric Zorn, who often merely cuts and pastes other writer's editorials and passes it off as solid journalism.

The Chicago Tribune began to lose thousands of readers in August, the cause of which was attributed to zornophobia.

zornophobia by JonathanWinters August 22, 2011

hornophobia 

when a girl/s suspect a totally innocent guy with normal sexual drives, who appreciates women's beauty of being a pervert

-he totally checked out my butt that perv
-you have hornophobia, he just appreciates how nice you look in these pants.You totaly checked him out too.

hornophobia by kunefa September 25, 2005

Pornophobia 

Someone who is scared of porn.

Dude my fucking girl is scared of my saturday night schedule, she has Pornophobia.

Pornophobia by MoFo94 February 19, 2010

hornophobia 

Aversion to tuba music; may include the french horn

Amber and Sean left the Octoberfest early...a definite case of hornophobia.

hornophobia by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

Pornophobia 

See Conservatism

The republican part is very pornophobic

Pornophobia by Anonymous September 24, 2003

Zanophobia 

Usually a male who makes you feel special. He makes you feel like you are the only girl in his life, when really he is trying to use you and then throw you out and get another female to use.

Yo that guy has been with so many girls lattely, yeah he has zanophobia

Zanophobia by Ashley Tew February 5, 2019

Zaynophobia 

Fear of the absence of anybody called Zay, namely knowing that s/he is not going to be able to be in attendance for a particular event/time.

This condition is common in people who are close friends with Zay. This, like all fears/phobias, is irrational, as Zay will always be with you in spirit.

Person 1: "I'm having my recital this Friday, I hope Zay can come."
Person 2: "I don't think she can, I think she has an exam that day"
Person 1: "Damn, talk about your Zaynophobia".

Zaynophobia by FounderEffect October 14, 2011