porntacular

used when something is awesome. awsome the way porn is awesome. but porn is so much more then awesome. so an awesome thing like that could totally be porntacular.

guy1: Dude! I slept with my girlfriend and her stopmom last night.
guy2: holy shit dude, that's porntacular!

by vee gabonza September 13, 2006

Pornstachio

A man with a porno type moustache.

Tom Selleck, Pete Wentz, Burt Reynolds, porn stars and all cops from the 1970's rock Pornstachio's.

by Mac May May June 17, 2010

Pootachè

When during the act of sexual intercourse, one Shits under someones nose and gives them a shit moustache.

When Michael got excited during sexual intercourse Jeffs mother found herself with a pootachè

by Blair&Maddie July 8, 2009

poostache

A fecal mustache, acquired from excessive ass kissing.

Nice poostache, Jenny. You been kissing a lot of ass at work lately?

by pc1018 June 1, 2007

Poonstache

Tom sellecks mustache is known as the "Poonstache" and counts as it's own habitat, containing such creatures as the rare, but not uncommon Tony Danza.

I just sharted in his Poonstache.

by Simonius January 8, 2006

porntage

n. A montage of pornography.
ety. Blend of "porn" and "montage".

I used my split-screen computer to watch a porntage last night. It was intense.

by Oz Etzion March 5, 2006

porntracted

when your distracted by porn

I was doing my homework but then i got porntracted.

by loveeeeeee January 11, 2009