portmanteau word

a word arbitrarily formed of two distinct words

chortle, from chuckle and snort; cyclotron, from cycle and electron

by Jessica September 11, 2003

natalie portman

Beautiful Harvard graduate who was Darth Vader's baby mama.

Natalie Portman could have done better than that sleazy jerk Vader.

by Jedi421 January 6, 2009

Portmaning

Shoving roadkill up your butthole for sexual pleasure

I was portmaning a dead pigeon the other day and the maggots made it really itchy. Still felt good.

I'd still fuck Mila Kunis even if she was Portmaning with a squirrel.

by Doghawk_ June 10, 2015

Pull a Parkman

When you plan to do something with a friend weeks/months in advance, only for them to just cancel the day of the event...

Person 1: "Bro where is he at?"

Person 2: "Idk man... He's probably gonna Pull a Parkman."

Person 1: "Dang. You're probably right..."

by RealTalk💯 January 27, 2022

The Natalie Portman

The act of a woman performing anal intercourse on a man while wearing a strap-on. After intercourse, the man must then perform fellatio on the used strap-on. (Strap on preferably large and black in color.)

Guy 1: Dude it hurts so bad to sit down today.

Guy 2: Thats what The Natalie Portman will do to you man...also you need a breath mint.

by actionjackson888 March 14, 2011

portmanbreau

All bro-related puns that take the form of portmanteaus, eg: 'bromance,' 'broment' or 'Bromeo.'

"So me and my bro are on the brofa, trying to read about Bronald Reagan, bröt instead we brocrastinate and watch 'Knocked Up' with Seth Brogen. Dude, it's brotally a bromantic comedy, bro."

"Yikes, lighten up with the portmanbreaus, okay?"

by w storie February 12, 2009

Internal Portmanteau

Causing a word to become shorter by joining the ends at a common letter. Can be done more than once in long words, or phrases.

IP = Internal Portmanteau

Examples of Internal Portmanteau:

Television --> Tevion (2 IP's) (pronounced "teh-vyun")

Mathematician --> Matician (1 IP) (pronounced "ma-tish-un")

Fabulous! --> Fabus! (1 IP) (pronounced "fab-ous")

by JWBPhayz June 4, 2009