parkhole

A parkhole is a person or entity who registers domains and never uses them, but instead places them into a domain park. This is somewhat akin to cybersquatting.

Those fucking parkholes still won't release the domain I want!

by Exodious June 11, 2006

PUCKERED PORTHOLE

ANUS

DO YOU WANT TO PLAY HIDE THE WEASEL WITH YOUR PUCKERED PORTHOLE?

by GRRNESSS August 14, 2008

parkhole

An asshole who takes up two parking spots with one car

Because of that parkhole, I can't fit my car in that parking spot

by tsmitty31 November 12, 2017

Porthole

When you blow water into your significant others bumhole and shout “ABANDON SHIP!!”

Yeah Annie and I tried the porthole last night, gee willikers it was wet

by Portholer August 19, 2021

Rusty porthole

When a woman eats out the ass of a gay/bi cum dump after he's been fucked and filled with cum from multiple men.

I gave him a rusty porthole after he got his ass wrecked in the sling at the gay spa.

by rustyporthole October 3, 2025

Frosty Porthole

When you're giving someone head on a yacht and they cum on your monocle (or glasses)

Over the weekend we were out on the water and my bf gave me a frosty porthole.

by ladyfrecklefish November 18, 2025