Poptart

when a enormous bump swells on a woman genitalia

*Jeff* "you seen Stacy Poptart bro?"
*Rian* "yeah bro that shit nasty as fuck! it almost popped in my mouth!"
*Jeff* " I accidently touched it! we can never have a threesome again"
NARRATOR ~ And that's how Jeff and Rian knew they were GAY.

by PT4L February 16, 2019

Poptart

An individual who displays poor social skills and touts mental illness, non binary sexuality, and/or physical impairment around like a badge or personality replacement, often starved of attention or flat out insane. Often of low intelligence or educationally stunted. Consumes poptarts and Chicken Tenders exclusively.

"Sarah thinks she's vaccine injured and tells everyone her name is Jacob now. She's such a Poptart.

by URwatUeat August 25, 2019

POPTART$

less of a thing but more an idea (like giygas)

POPTART$ X Giygas

Gabe:who's POPTART$
Alex:something to wonder about

Ig:untitled_k2ng

Twitter:POPTARTS86

by POPTART$ March 11, 2023

poptart

Someone, usually a man, who is tough on the outside... but soft in the middle.

Megan: That guy seems so mean!!
Kerri: No.... He's just a poptart:)

by yourmoms...hot...mmmm June 21, 2009

poptart

a slang word for e tard created by D.A.T

"Kay has turned into a DAMN poptart"

by d.a.t April 8, 2008

poptart

a teenage girl pop rock singer

Britney Spears is a poptart.

by Kirby December 31, 2003

Poptart

A reference to players in certain video games (Mechwarrior, Halo, etc...) who jump up from behind obstacles that conceal them to shoot the opposing team or player. A very n00by person poptarts alot, almost as their sole form of combat.

*Blaza jumps from behind a hill and kills vipetheviper with one shot*

Mechwarrior Vipetheviper: "C'mon Blaza, don't be such a poptart! You have more dignity than that."
Mechwarrior Blaza: "Oh yea? What'll you do about it."

*Blaza jumps from behind a hill and kills vipetheviper with one shot AGAIN*

by TShead April 29, 2008