Sexual Positions

Stupid pronunciation from sex positions, Sexposition.
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M: What kind of Sexual Positions do you have? I want it all

W: 69,miss,69 standing,doggy,ymca ,Viennese Oyster,cow girl,monkey bar.

by Quietzzz August 1, 2012

portions for foxes

An allusion to a Rilo Kiley song in which she talks about a fuckbuddy relationship meaning that no matter what it's bad news, but both people like it for the time being.

Eventually, sweetie, we'll all be portions for foxes so damn the torpedoes and let me finish.

"'Cause you're just damage control
for a walking corpse like me - like you

'Cause we'll all be
Portions for foxes "

by Alfredo232 November 23, 2011

Piss Positions

The many ways and postures in which a man can have a piss. There are basically infinite Piss Positions, so here's some. Remember, these are guy's positions.

1: The Classic

This one needs no introduction. Begin standing up, with the genitals facing your target (toilet, tree, brick, whatever). Begin to urinate.

2: Squats
Squat over target. Begin urine stream.

3: Parkour (basic)
Stand a few feet away from target. Piss.

4: Advanced Parkour

Stand on a far away and slightly elevated object. Run and do parkour while keeping your stream on the target object.

5: Freestyle
Make one up! It's easy.

After going to the bar and having many drinks, Joe went camping with his friends, and joined them in inventing some new Piss Positions.

by TotallyTubularDude September 10, 2020

portions

Term for collective things between couples.
From kissing to mastubating to oral sex all the way through to full sex.
Used to be unspecific about whats gne on

To have portions on someone>

Did you have portions?
Yes
What kind?
Just kissing.

by Jellybean October 3, 2003

poopinson

Someone who is complete dog shit and is frowned upon by the community.

Wyatt Huckleby is a real big poopinson.

by Cool Cock69 April 26, 2021

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by positionsigfanpage June 28, 2021

Piss Positions

Even more of the many ways in which a man can piss! Again, there are nearly infinite methods, and these are just for guys (although women can also do some of these).

1: Teabag

Squat over target (toilet, stick, brick, another person, etc.). Start teabagging the target. Begin the stream.

2: Multiplayer Mode
Pissing can be more fun with friends! Try some of these methods with friends. (Warning: you should probably only do this with your closest and most understanding friends.)

3: Tree Climber

This is a simple one. Get in a tree and piss down onto the ground. You can do this with friends and make a game out of it. Here's an example: try to hit a target on the ground.

Women can do this too, with a little extra work.
4: Freestyle
The only limit is your imagination!

Guy 1: hey wanna try those Piss Positions?
Guy 2: sure, they sound like fun!
Guy 3: count me in, too!

by TotallyTubularDude January 15, 2021