Polynesian Kiss

French kissing a girl after eating her out while she is on her period .... Heavy flow period.

Last night, I gave Angela a Polynesian Kiss and she said it tasted like iron.

by Milky PB Cups December 24, 2016

polynesian snorkle

A sexual act involving a standard snorkle that is perpetrated as follows, the perpetrator male, as is required, inserts penis into a female (or male) if thou is a homosexual, and then proceeds to be oral stimulated to point of combustication. After combustication is achieved the recipient of the "load" is then to insert the snorkle and blow until the "load" is ejaculated out of said snorkle and caught by the perpetrators' mouth.

Lokky: Did you hear about that dude Brendan? He did the polynesian snorkle!
Yukas: Wow dude that's fucked up. It's impossible.

Once thou hath dove the depths of Polynesia with snorkle equpped thou art human no longer.

by PwentUrsin July 9, 2011

polynesian punch

While having intense sex with a woman from behind, one will begin punching her in her anus until one's fist enters

That girl I met at the bar last night was so kinky, she asked me to do the polynesian punch.

by Larthius September 3, 2014

Polonesian Pancake

You take a girl and stick an egg up her vagina. You then have sex with her untill the egg breaks. have her orgasm the egg out into a pan. Then fry it and eat it.

Hey what did you have for breakfast? A large serving of polonesian pancake.

by Kisha Krusader June 18, 2009

Poopension

The sudden wave of fear or tension that arises when one yearns to poop, but someone walks into the bathroom and knocks on the door.

The poopension overwhelmed her as someone knocked on her bathroom stall.

by beanchoy October 10, 2016

polynesian landmine

After sex, the male poops on the female's chest then begins to slap it while saying "bombs away".

"Bro, last night my bitch made me do a Polynesian Landmine!"

by PenisChoker69 August 12, 2017

Polynesian rebate

A shit.

I just trod in a Polynesian rebate.

by Zonal K November 28, 2019