poopface

someone that has poop on their face

what the fuck is up poopface

by bradman May 2, 2003

poopulate

verb; to populate a table with shitty data, often to make the associated statistics/metrics appear more favorable

I just poopulated the client sales metrics table. They should be much happier with the numbers now.

by upperleft June 1, 2018

poemflake

A poet whose work lacks quality or substance.

This derivative poem with a simple rhyme scheme is clearly the work of a poemflake.

by Kommander October 2, 2019

Poopsnake

"Hammer"

Hammer is a poopsnake ... and also a n00b.

by fyrephlie July 28, 2003

Poopface

The Ultimate insult, Similar to shithead but disses their face.

Verb. To be a poopface. Your a douchebag standardly, but in a nicer way.

Your boyfriend is a poopface, you should dump him.

by MC n. June 18, 2006

poopface

Someone with a face that makes them look as though they've just ate some poop. This can be just a funny face that someone is putting on temporarily for laughs, or for some unfortunate folks, a permanent disfigurement from birth. This look is achieved by having the upper lip slightly brought up near the nose and almost puckered, the nostrils flared, and in servere cases the eyes are slightly squinted and the brow is furled.

Larry: By the face tom always makes, you'd think he'd just ate some poop.
Barry: No man, don't make fun of him, he was born with a poopface.
Larry: Oh, so he doesn't actually eat bad tasting food all the time, he was just born like that?
Barry: Exactly, they're looking for a cure.

by Stephen Q August 15, 2006

Poopface

Poopy. Someone who is just so lame that its hard to express what they are. Ruins jokes AND conversations. She will think its funny that she is just so terrible at speaking.

This person will attempt to tell stories to the horror of everyone around her. The stories usually have no punchline or the punchline will be TERRIBLE.

Wow, Andie is such a poopface. She is always telling boring stories.

by Andie the Ghoshster February 9, 2009