poonut butter

Viscous liquid or paste which can be scraped from under the forskin or applebag and emits an ordor similar to that of the asshole of a rotting carcas. The substance is good for wiping on fellow varsity football players and lubricating door hinges.

Jerry scraped the poonut butter from his genitals and slathered a generous helping to Amys face.

by poonut man March 26, 2010

poonk

Slang for anus or rectum. Well-known term to Native Americans

You don't know your poonk from a hole in the ground.

by Jesse St.Claire September 15, 2007

poonkins

a word for an extremly big loser and if there last name ends with tompkins then it works perfectly becuase the end of tomp(kins) go in the word poon(kins)

also the word could mean the kid gets a shit load of pussy

ps. this word is VERY offensive to some people

hey there poonkins wat did u do all do , let my guess played card all by urslef

hey poonkins how much action did u get last night

by Mauss September 12, 2005

Poonking

Having a poo whilst masterbating on the toilet

Cov: "Ooh, that was a great poo/wank"
Claire: "Yes, I think you'll find that was a poonking"

by clyonsnz April 12, 2008

Poonuck

When you get poo on your knuckles from fisting a black guy.

David: I can’t believe you gave me poonucks last night!
Raquis: Ayo my bad g

by Mr Phap November 7, 2023

You poonug

You poonug means that someone has done something stupid in a bad situation e.g you get stuck in a lift and one person shouts for help whilst the other goes “shut up you poonug”

“Why did you do that You poonug”

by YourPersonalDictionary101 November 28, 2019

Poonus

A poonus is like a penis but smaller and slightly ingrowing.
somtimes with no ball sack.

In cold weather this often resembles a bellybutton.

unfortunate people often have a poonus

by Sam Poonus September 21, 2009