Poonis

It is where poo comes out your penis.

Mummy I have a poonis not a penis

by Poonis are the best April 15, 2021

Poonis

A Poonis happens when your taking a poo, and you have an erection at the same time. Note* This must also be a natural boner.(no porn allowed)

Oh boy, I feel a Poonis coming along!

by Bossplaya January 5, 2004

pootist

An intellectually superior human who poots a lot. Follower of the teachings of Pootism. A devout pootist is referred to by their inner circle as a Pootist Monk.

Mike was a great Pootist and wise in the ways of Pootism.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

Poonis

The rest of the definitions are wack. A poonis is simply a penis that has poop on it.

I pulled out of her ass and slapped her face with my poonis.

by Crushing_Doom November 11, 2009

poonstache

What is left on one's upper lip after performing successful oral sex on a female. Much like a milk mustache.

After I went down on Donna, I had a huge poonstache.

by Jamed January 11, 2009

poonis

when you dip your penis in poo

dip my penis in some poo, call it a poonis

by proffessor nikker September 4, 2019

poonis lagoonis

The ultimate poonis. A person who tries to ruin EVERYONE'S fun.

"Get off my case, Poonis Lagoonis"

by kingsexy February 3, 2003