Poofsie

When you think you gotta poop but its just a fart.

I really gotta go poop Joey, (farts), nevermind it was just a poofsie.

by Sirburger March 9, 2011

Poof of shit

1. Fart, passing gas, flatulence.

2. Smelly air bubble produced from your booty pipe.

3. Angelic music being played from your bum hole.

Person 1 "Do you smell that? Gah, did you fart? It smells awful!"

Person 2 "No" Busts out laughing because their lying and can't keep a straight face. While laughing they let out another fart.

Person 1 "Eww, you farted again! I can feel it on my face! It's like a poof of shit man!"

by Beeboobop October 22, 2012

Pooass

When you take a shit in your girl/guys ass and you rub it around as lotion

I preformed pooass last night in the bedroom.

by 69 Ass May 21, 2020

poofta

An common Australian term, a poofta is equivalent to a homosexual.

Don't be a poofta and wear a pink shirt.

by jkdsen October 17, 2016

Bitch Poof

An addition to a hairstyle that has become popular with many bitches. Generally, the bangs or front of the hair are brushed back over the top of the bitches head and clipped into place, made neat in appearance with copious amounts of hair spray and brushing. This makes the shape of a poof. A large bitch poof denotes an exceedingly bitchy girl.

The bigger the bitch poof, the bigger the bitch.

by Kr1574 December 16, 2008

poofgasm

The moment of poof, when something magically appears or disappears from view/memory/life. The moment is so profound, there is a -gasm at the end.

Three socks reappeared from under the dryer, it was a poofgasm.

by jmacofearth June 11, 2019

Schlond Poofa

The tail pipe of a car.

I bought Ken the Gloden Schlond Poofa for his car.

by Hneum June 22, 2016