pokepike

A small wannabe version of a pikey or chav. Usually about 4 foot tall, wears large fading Umbro hoodies, dirty Nike shoes, close shaved head and goes around spitting and trying to look threatening. Often used by fully grown chavs to do more dangerous or menial tasks such as causing distractions or pickpocketing.
Derived from the words 'pocket' and 'pikey', when put together make 'pokepike' (similar to the formation of Pokemon)

"Check out that pokepike! He's trying to steal that woman's bag.."
"Ah, he can't reach.."

by stereotrash December 16, 2005

powerphile

Anyone functioning from the collective unconscious retilian brain, rendering them philosophically a social dar-WIN-ist dominated by fear,rendering them addicted to irrational social power plays over others. They seek professional and inappropriate yet socially acceptable power over others. Libido arousal is prevalent when dominating and depressed with the perception of losing any particular power game. A case of socially implemented impaired development and insecure. A belief that they are what they do. Outer directed as opposed to inner directed. etc.

He is a powerphile politician and the sychophant crowd adore his charisismatic gyrations.

by Cresson May 15, 2007

Podaphile

When a friend or family member touches your IPod without your consent.

Quit touching my Ipod you look like a podaphile!

by Draxx them Sklounst July 23, 2012

Pokefile

A person who loves pokemon to a great extent. When they've crossed from hobby to obsession they may go into a rant such as:

The Pokefile: Oh, God. How I love pokemon. I'm a poke fan! I'm a Poke friend! I'm a pokefile!

by pshhaa May 18, 2010

podophile

noun

1) Person who is so into podcasting that they spend more time talking to their computer than they do their family.

2) Person who may as well have their iPod stapled to their person.

That Deke is such a podophile his wife left him and he didn't know about it for a week!

by MajorMalfunction November 23, 2007

Pogophile

exactly like a pedophile, but on pogo.com. ussually a creeper that asks for Age Sex and Location. and then tries to get in your pants.

Remember children! always saty away from pogophiles.

by joshua ecstacy August 1, 2010

Poke-Phile

Somone who plays Pok'e'mon-Go to kidnap kids.

*news cast sound* Today Poke-Phile, 40yr old men using Pok'e'mon-go to kidnap kids *news sound*

by UnicornBoomMc December 18, 2017