Cunt poker

A lesbian.
Has to finger fuck 'cause she ain't got a cock to satisfy her beatch.

Loretta is such a voracious cunt poker! Her hands always smell of fish fingers.

by silkpouch September 15, 2007

Pooberty Boobs

When breast tissue is still growing, i.e. in puberty. Therefore said breasts take on an odd cone-like shape that is referred to as 'pooberty boobs' due to the assonance.

Dude did you those boobs?
Yeah still pooberty boobs, they'll come in handy soon enough

by RumbleRoreIsGod January 21, 2011

Pomberging

The act of being fucking retarded

RA: Yo what is that guy doing?

CP: He's fuckin pomberging

by BAGheroRAM April 19, 2020

Hole Poker

Either a man or women who pokes holes with needles in contraceptives in hopes of trapping their friend with benefits.

Rey: Hey bro i just got off the phone with Nikki and she's prego.. WTF am i gonna do?

JHill: well stupid ass did you use protection?

Rey: yes every time!

JHill: Did you bring the condoms or did she?

Rey: well when we were at my house we used mine and when we were at her house we used hers, why?

JHill: You always ALWAYS bring your own... She's a hole poker!

by Nessy810 September 3, 2009

poker

some thing for a fire to poke the fire wood or a card game wich usally involves gambling for money or not

let us play poker

by Speedy bob January 16, 2004

liquor in the front, poker in the rear

cunnilingus followed by anal sex

I met this slut last night she said if I ate her pussy she would let me do her in the ass, so it was liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010

poperlocker

Noun: a slang term for 'prostitute'.

Did you see that girl?

Yeah- she looked like a poperlocker.

by LeggoMehEggo May 13, 2016