poland
poland by Southwest_juggla September 12, 2007
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A country in central europe (not eastern like someone said). Surrounded by Germany to the west, the Czech republik and Slovakia to the South, Belarus, Ukraine, Lithuania, and Russia to the East. An ancient country founded in the middle 10th century by the Piast dynasty. Was one the the richest and biggest countries in europe after it merged with Lithuania, had the first ministry of education (ministy isn't the word I'm looking for), some of the first universities in europe, the second constitution (after the U.S), the first somewhat democratic system, great cavalry troops, but got partitioned due to interna conflics. Regaines it's independence in 1918, only to be invaded by Germany and Russia soon after (Poland actually propesed to attack Germany with France, but France backed out). After that it was made into a soviet satelite, until it rebelled and was made into a democratic republic. The communist hurt the economy making Poland significantly poorer than western europe, but improved education and other things. In the 1990s Poland improved it's economy, and prepared to joined the European Union. Poland joined the E.U in 2004. The current president is a former commie, and not that great. Poland is a very beatiful country, and I'm not just saying that, I'm from Poland and I've traveled to other countries. Beautiful cities- Krakow, Zakopane, Gdansk, Sopot, Kolobrzeg, etc. I am from Chorzow, which is pretty nice and has a huge park. The girls are pretty hot, and there aren't as many fat people as there are in America. Having lived there and in the United States, I can say that I would rather live in Poland. And one more thing- Polish people aren't stupid. Schools are much harder in Poland, and we generally think of Americans as stupid. Here are some random facts- there aren't a lot of black people in Poland, there are a lot of trams, cars are cheap, gas is not, education is free.
1. I am Poland, I am Polish.
2. I'm traveling to Poland this year.
3. I wish I was as cool as that Polish kid.
4. Canada is almost as cool as Poland.
2. I'm traveling to Poland this year.
3. I wish I was as cool as that Polish kid.
4. Canada is almost as cool as Poland.
poland by P0lishPimp September 18, 2005
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Poland by SpaghettiLord5012 September 28, 2018
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German jailbait. Not kidding all German countries wanna fuck Poland. But they end up getting in {jail} because they {raped} her. 1st Germany Nazi Germany and the Reightangle,and even more.
Poland by Japanisawesome January 27, 2019
Poland
Easily assimilated nation, sucks at war and got bent over. 10/10 would not visit again or ever. Poles are fun to look at except when they're looking back at then you run. Their boy scouts hit a rough patch around 1940 and didn't quite return.
Those Poland people are dumb
Poland by Dan the pole hating man June 11, 2018
Poland
I won't write you about economy, history and stuff...
We have pretty girls (ussually blondes with nice, huge you-know-what. Examples? Check out Izabella Scorupco- Bond's girl from "Goldeneye"), we have the best vodka on the world (like Sobieski), and our beer is nice too (honoured with medals). Our beer is ussually 5-10% and has a deep golden brown colour (not like american light yellow water beer's). Check our best: Tyskie, Zywiec, Lech or Warka.
And (inspite of what U americans think of us) we are quite smart ;) Any examples: You have to have a special net dictionary to know where Poland is (CENTRAL Europe not East), and i am pretty sure, that everyone in Poland know where USA is, and can show it on the map... U'll say "It is big- everybody knows it), but we have to know smaller countries too, you know... :) And I'm doubtfull, that U all can show on the map where is Republik of Congo, Zair, Sumathra or Sri Lanka... ;)
Anyway it is a big and fast-growing country.
And by the way- you have polish jokes- nice... We don't have to have US Jokes - we are just visiting sites like that!
We have pretty girls (ussually blondes with nice, huge you-know-what. Examples? Check out Izabella Scorupco- Bond's girl from "Goldeneye"), we have the best vodka on the world (like Sobieski), and our beer is nice too (honoured with medals). Our beer is ussually 5-10% and has a deep golden brown colour (not like american light yellow water beer's). Check our best: Tyskie, Zywiec, Lech or Warka.
And (inspite of what U americans think of us) we are quite smart ;) Any examples: You have to have a special net dictionary to know where Poland is (CENTRAL Europe not East), and i am pretty sure, that everyone in Poland know where USA is, and can show it on the map... U'll say "It is big- everybody knows it), but we have to know smaller countries too, you know... :) And I'm doubtfull, that U all can show on the map where is Republik of Congo, Zair, Sumathra or Sri Lanka... ;)
Anyway it is a big and fast-growing country.
And by the way- you have polish jokes- nice... We don't have to have US Jokes - we are just visiting sites like that!