Republican Pneumonia

An alias for COVID-19, a.k.a. the Trumpvirus. Named as such due to the optimal conditions for spread of the virus within Republican communities.

I heard Trump got the Republican Pneumonia, it was only a matter of time.

by King of the Friend Zone October 06, 2020

Whore’s Pneumonia

A sore throat due to an overindulgence of oral sex

“Did you hear about Jen? She got whore’s pneumonia and can barely eat!”

by JudastheJester July 24, 2019

pediatric pneumonia

When you inhale a load from your man and it gets into your lungs causing pneumonia. “Sperm-lung”

I got laid last night but that damn pediatric pneumonia is kicking my ass today.

I can’t breathe with this pediatric pneumonia those kid are partying in my lungs.

by Hero with the PEDImate June 05, 2021

green pneumonia

When you smoke too much resin from scraping out your pieces, or too regularly, and it makes you sick.

Man, Jesse smoked so much of that shit he got green pneumonia!

by RougeVengeance January 09, 2018